5 - Voice

[gotgreenmagic]

JAMES KIRK.

I am going to kill you. Very slowly. Very creatively. And you know something? I don't even care that you're gonna come back to life; in fact, I'm pleased you're gonna come back. Because guess what?

THAT MEANS I GET TO KILL YOU ALL OVER AGAIN.

Consider this a warning. You better start running right now, because when I catch you, I am going to completely destroy you -

....

Just as soon as I can feel my legs. Geez, did I do nothing else these past few days?

[Edit: A couple of days later, this has been filtered so it is only visible to those who initially commented on it.]

Comments

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Yes ma'am.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Better.

So, did you actually wanna talk or are you just trying to drive me from irritation to actual insanity?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Yeah, what's with the hands?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Did you lose my file and you're just embarrassed to admit it?

...

Whatever, I give up already. 'What's with the hands' is that they shoot energy bolts. Back home, they could take down buildings. Now, thanks to whatever hocus pocus the Admiral's got going on? They're just unspeakably lame. I doubt I could even give you a black eye.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I mean, why do you have them? I haven't heard of any races that can take down buildings with energy bolts.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Well geez, now you tell me.

I was 12, brothers and I were in our treehouse, a comet hit us, two weeks later I wake up in hospital with superpowers and green skin. They got it too - different colours, different powers. Dumber ones.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I could have Bones take a look at you. Not guarantees but he is the best doctor in Starfleet, so he might be able to help you out. Make you more people colored again.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

You're kidding, right? I am exactly the colour I want to be.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It was just an offer.

I like green people too.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think we've established exactly how much you like green people, Jimmy.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You weren't complaining at the time, pumpkin.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Whatever.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Do you still want to kill me?

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

More than ever, but I'll accept that it'd be pretty dumb to kill someone who won't stay dead.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'd say incredibly dumb to kill someone who won't stay dead and who also holds the keys to your freedom.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah. You get to 'redeem' me, right? Won't that be a sight to see.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I imagine it'll be a lot like taming a really angry shrew.