[GLEEEEE.] Heh -- I hadn't considered the celibacy side of it, and suddenly... it all makes sense! Watching him with women is one of the single most painfully awkward experiences I've ever had to endure.

I'm going to give him a month, maybe two on the merit of his stubbornness, but if you break him, don't make him unfixable. I need him for shady organizations back home.