[Your escape plan is unsuccessful, sir. Shego spent many of her teen years unhappily babysitting, she's got this. She arranges Tommy into a more secure hold so that he'll wear himself out struggling long before she might ever drop him.]

Your mom's not here, okay? I'm just looking after you 'til you can go home.

[Like he can understand that. :T She glances down at his face. Man, Kirk was an ugly baby.]