Uh huh. Well, let me just field the questions that are actually important here. Did I use my ~feminine wiles~ on him? No. Am I dating him because he's eighteen? No. Does he identify as anything even remotely like the dense little ball of uninformed, self-centred, immature jerk that makes up the typical eighteen-year-old? No. Beyond that, I'm not talking you through the minutiae of my private life. So either you trust Tim to make smart decisions, or you don't, in which case you need to be having this conversation with him. Either way I think we're done here.