"Bubbles will kill you if you chug. Every time." Parker smirked when Green said that it seemed like a good idea at the time. "Everything seems like a good idea at the time. Everything fun anyway." A chuckle and a sip. "It was dumb, but that's what you do when you're drunk. Well, really honest and true drunkenness. Get stupid, make out with people you normally wouldn't, and then feel like shit the next day. But then you learn to drink a fuckton of water and take two advil before you go to sleep and you wake up fine."