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[gotgreenmagic]

I -

I think I need to talk to somebody, or....something. I -

- It's like, I feel fine? But - my skin is -

[Shego switches on video and now y'all can see what the problem is.]

I'm green. I mean -

[She discreetly peeks under the neckline of her sundress.]

- I'm green everywhere.  How did I get green?

This is so abnormal.

Comments

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

Huh. You are green. But you're not in any kind of pain?

voice

[killapresident.livejournal.com]

JESUS CHRIST!

...

[long pause while Booth tries to regain his composure. The green girl kinda scared him. :x]

Yes. You are green. Maybe you just ate something bad?

[getlostforever.livejournal.com]

Maybe you're just seasick.

[a-bit-put-upon.livejournal.com]

Goodness, you certainly are! Are you a thespian? There was a stage production about Martians, perhaps? ...I feel like we're all playing some strange game of Clue with extremely skewed rules.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

'Green around the gills' is just an expression, it doesn't change your entire skintone!

...

And I'm not seasick.

[parttimejob.livejournal.com]

Do you feel sick?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Like I said, I'm fine!

This is just wrong.

Re: voice

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

[She's slightly put out that she is now a scary green girl. :c]

If I'd eaten anything bad enough to change the colour of my skin I kinda think I'd be dead.

[great-healer.livejournal.com]

I, too, seem to be suffering from a somewhat... Alarming appearance.

[subtlescience]

...Body paint?

[acid_rayne]

Is your wardrobe all full of, like... Skimpy things, too?

Mine totally is...

Re: voice

[killapresident.livejournal.com]

Well...maybe you just fell into something green? Like how after you eat blackberries it turns your fingers blue for a while. You might have fallen in green...berries.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

...

I don't know. Maybe? I have a bunch of really high-end jewellery so I guess I'm pretty rich. Maybe I'm a famous actress who's...

...playing a Martian on a cruise ship?

Huh.

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

Oh, now, it's just exotic. I mean, if you look at yourself, look beyond the green, you look quite lovely. Brings out your eyes.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

No.

...well, okay, maybe a tiny bit of nausea but I think that's just the shock of being green.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

....oh, wow.

Uh.

Maybe you're on a physical rehabilitation trip thing after major surgery?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I thought of that, but if it's body paint then it's not coming off. And I don't feel....painted.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

[Brb, investigating!]

...

Uhm.

It's not all skimpy but like ninety per cent of it is really kinda...
fitted.

[subtlescience]

Perhaps you're an alien, and thus are the reason none of us can remember anything.

[great-healer.livejournal.com]

And yet, I don't seem to be in the slightest bit of pain... This is leaving me rather bewildered.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't you try to pin this on me! I can't remember anything either!

[subtlescience]

It may have backfired!

best. warden. ever. right here

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Kirk is just laughing at you. Because green people are HILARIOUS when you're tipsy. At 3 in the afternoon.]

[acid_rayne]

Oh, God... We weren't dancers here or something, were we?

I mean, I've got other clothes, but some of it's a litte... Y'know. Rated.

[great-healer.livejournal.com]

Aliens, indeed... Don't be so preposterous.