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[gotgreenmagic]

I -

I think I need to talk to somebody, or....something. I -

- It's like, I feel fine? But - my skin is -

[Shego switches on video and now y'all can see what the problem is.]

I'm green. I mean -

[She discreetly peeks under the neckline of her sundress.]

- I'm green everywhere.  How did I get green?

This is so abnormal.

Comments

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

Huh. You are green. But you're not in any kind of pain?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Like I said, I'm fine!

This is just wrong.

voice

[killapresident.livejournal.com]

JESUS CHRIST!

...

[long pause while Booth tries to regain his composure. The green girl kinda scared him. :x]

Yes. You are green. Maybe you just ate something bad?

Re: voice

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

[She's slightly put out that she is now a scary green girl. :c]

If I'd eaten anything bad enough to change the colour of my skin I kinda think I'd be dead.

[getlostforever.livejournal.com]

Maybe you're just seasick.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

'Green around the gills' is just an expression, it doesn't change your entire skintone!

...

And I'm not seasick.

[a-bit-put-upon.livejournal.com]

Goodness, you certainly are! Are you a thespian? There was a stage production about Martians, perhaps? ...I feel like we're all playing some strange game of Clue with extremely skewed rules.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

...

I don't know. Maybe? I have a bunch of really high-end jewellery so I guess I'm pretty rich. Maybe I'm a famous actress who's...

...playing a Martian on a cruise ship?

Huh.

[parttimejob.livejournal.com]

Do you feel sick?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

No.

...well, okay, maybe a tiny bit of nausea but I think that's just the shock of being green.

[great-healer.livejournal.com]

I, too, seem to be suffering from a somewhat... Alarming appearance.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

....oh, wow.

Uh.

Maybe you're on a physical rehabilitation trip thing after major surgery?

[subtlescience]

...Body paint?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I thought of that, but if it's body paint then it's not coming off. And I don't feel....painted.

[acid_rayne]

Is your wardrobe all full of, like... Skimpy things, too?

Mine totally is...

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

[Brb, investigating!]

...

Uhm.

It's not all skimpy but like ninety per cent of it is really kinda...
fitted.

best. warden. ever. right here

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Kirk is just laughing at you. Because green people are HILARIOUS when you're tipsy. At 3 in the afternoon.]

:|

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

This isn't funny!

[darknessb4me]

Either we're related, or we have the same disease.

...I'm sorry, that's was sort of unfriendly, wasn't it? My head's a bit fuzzy. I think I'm sick, anyway. It's...something's wrong, it's too warm.

I'm not really making much sense. Are-are you okay? Is that the right thing to ask?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I - yeah, I'm fine. Except for the whole being green thing which I think is kind of important.

You sound like you might have heatstroke a little bit. Are...you green too?

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

I hear skin discoloration is an indication of organ failure.

That unlikely possibility aside, you shouldn't be so hard on yourself. You look lovely, my dear.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I think if any of my organs had failed that badly, then - I don't think this is the first warning I'd be getting about it.

But, um. Thanks.

Do you - you don't remember your name either, right?

[amagicalmystery.livejournal.com]

Between the shower and the ghost and the dead guy who sounds real happy about it, I think you're safe. Ish.

Either we were all messed up from the start or we've gotta get out of here.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Maybe somebody's running experiments on us or something.

A ship would be a good place for that, right? Nobody around to mess up the results.

[video]

[hulk]

[And there's some kind of gut reaction of GREEN = BAD. Huh. What is up with that.]

Oh. Oh, that's not good at all, uh. Hm. ...Maybe you had a allergic reaction? Not sure to what would cause that kind of reaction but.

Re: [video]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I thought maybe it was something in the pool water, or....I don't know.

Except all my makeup is green too. So I guess I've been this way for a while?

Where would I even get green makeup?