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Hey. So-called evil genuises. How's about a few basic rules?

1. No mind control.
2. No hive minds.
3. No clones. Wait. No genetic experiments of any kind.
4. No mystical whatever.  Especially if it's something you have to dig up from a dead culture.  It's dead for a reason, guys.
5. No robots.
6. No apocalyptic tech dork stuff.
7. Actually? Nothing with an 'off' switch.

And you know the handful of dorks and/or plucky save-the-world types who are inevitably going to ruin your day? Try to neutralise them before you execute your evil plan.

This is pretty elementary stuff, y'know.

[Private to McCoy]

So, Jimmy says you'll stab me if I don't show up at the ward. Should I be worried about you or him?