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[Video for those who can receive it, voice/written for everyone else. She's back in the supervillain suit, because Kirk said a while ago he didn't like it aaaand she's hating on Kirk right now.]

Ahem.

Dear Confused Tourists:

Shut down your laptop, put away your cellphone, close your diary, dismantle the ouija board, quit inspecting your cave paintings.  Go outside, buy an ice cream, try to get a life, I don't care - just stop doing whatever it is you're doing that's crossing your wires with the Barge network. We reached dangerous levels of big-mouthed moron saturation a loooong time ago without inviting visitors.

Okay? Being in interdimensional space jail for any reason is not a spectator sport, kids. Go find your own circle of Hell, this one's full.