76 - Voice

[gotgreenmagic]

I must be wasted.

Dr. D? You out there? If you can hear this, don't adjust your set, it's me. [Long pause.]  Wego?

[And then there's an ear-assaulting hiss.]

---ignorina? Ah, the Pavi remembers! You are the dottore's green friend -

[Hiss.]

What the - Faceless, uncross your wires and get off my communicator!  Ugh.  I feel dirty by association.

[Static and a thoughtful pause.]

Bella, even at this very great distance there is much that I could do to make you--

[There is a noise which suggests she's turned off her communicator by slamming it hard against the nearest solid object.]

[OOC: lolol apologies for....everything, but I knew a couple of people wanted a piece of Pavi so I thought it'd be better to have a post to hang those comments off of. Also, Shego hates you fourth-walling douchebags, so please BOTHER HER.  All my other characters are kind of.....hiding from this event.]

Comments

Couldn't resist.

[ki-possible.livejournal.com]

Shego?

What are you doing on my Kimmunicator?

fffff

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Oh hey. Looks like I forgot something.

If your name is Kim Possible, feel free to get bent.

Sorry Shego!

[ki-possible.livejournal.com]

You never were that great with manners, were you?

_{Which still doesn't answer my question, by the way.}

She hates this always. :c I, ON THE OTHER HAND, LOVE YOU.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I'm great with manners when I run across somebody who deserves them, cupcake. Strangely, it's been a loooong time since that happened.

And trust me, this being accessible via your dumb nerd toy? So not my idea.

Herp, html fail.

[ki-possible.livejournal.com]

Isn't that a bit ironic, coming from you? It's not like you're ever going to win a Miss Manners award.

_{[Hmmm. Tap tap go the buttons.]}

If you hacked into my communicator by accident? So going to have to talk to Wade about this. _{Talk about security loopholes.}

Re: Herp, html fail.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Pay attention, Kimmy - I have zero interest in whatever you and your pet geek talk about. I hate to introduce this exciting new concept into a mind already saturated with ugly shoes and tips to deal with split ends, but my world does not revolve around you.

[ki-possible.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, I realize that. It just revolves around stealing things that don't belong to you, trying to help Drakken take over the world and other nefarious plots - all of which I happen to put a stop to.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

It's kind of cute that you think I ever wanted Drakken to take over the world. And by the way? The fact that I don't own the stuff I steal is kind of implied within the definition of stealing.

[ki-possible.livejournal.com]

So, you were just working for Drakken for the money and the fun of getting your butt kicked? Riiiight.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

You think any intelligent person would want to live in a world ruled by that big blue loser?

[ki-possible.livejournal.com]

No way! I don't think he'd know what to do with the world if he ever actually conquered it!

_[Beat.]

Soooooo... you're just a masochist, then?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Okay. It's really, really unlikely that I'm ever gonna see you face-to-face again, so you want the truth? I liked the money, and I liked the crime, and I liked the chaos. And honestly, I even liked that you were the one person who could keep up with me.

And Doctor D? Pretty strict on the 'take the archfoe alive' rule. Half the time you beat me because I let you - like I say, I never wanted to see Drakken's world leadership skills all that badly - and the other half, I slipped up because I was concentrating on not killing you.

[ki-possible.livejournal.com]

_{[I am seventeen and what is this.]}

You really think I'm going to believe you weren't giving me your all? I think you're just trying to cover up for the fact that I could keep up with you and beat you - consistently!

_[Pfft.]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Princess, if I'd been giving you my all, I could have torn you in half by landing one punch. Whatever else you might think about our relationship, you cannot say I never even got the drop on you once.

But, whatever. Like I say, I'm really not in a position to care any more, so you just stick with believing whatever it takes to keep your ego intact.

[ki-possible.livejournal.com]

Just because you got the drop on me doesn't mean you could tear me in half.

And-

Wait, what's that supposed to mean? Where are you, anyway?

_{[Concern for her rival/nemesis? Noooo.]}

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, because if I wasn't pulling my punches, the powers that let me blast through walls would just bounce right off a cheerleader. I know your teenage years aren't exactly being kind to you but you don't have that much extra padding.

And what do you care, Possible? I'm out of your hair pretty much permanently. That's all you need to know.

[ki-possible.livejournal.com]

_{[So ignoring that crack at her weight. B|]}

You'd have to actually land a punch for that work, Shego.

_[Hmm.]

Who said I cared? I'm just curious.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Kimmy, If you're suggesting I never got a crack at you, that's not selective memory, that's just - pitiable.

[Yeah no let's just ignore that thread of the conversation completely. B|]

[ki-possible.livejournal.com]

I'm suggesting that you never got a solid hit in one me. Well, except for the super-suit...

Point's moot, unless you want to get together for another rematch.

_{[Come on Shego, Kim's smarter than that.]}

You never answered the question.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

No, and I'm not going to. Life lesson, princess: you don't get everything you want.

[ki-possible.livejournal.com]

What are you, my mom?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Pass. If you had my genes you might have better - well - everything.

[ki-possible.livejournal.com]

If I had your genes, I'd probably glow in the dark.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

A green joke. Gee, Kimmy, looks like you can do anything except be even a little bit original.

[Ffft serious conversation. TRASH TALK IS WHERE THE MAGIC LIES.]

[ki-possible.livejournal.com]

Because jokes about my weight are so original, Shego.

_{[They could probably do this for an eternity.]}