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Awesome as this is, I hope everybody's braced for the Barge to suck even worse when we get back on board.

[Private to Mozenrath]

Hey. Can you get away from your Warden tonight?

[Private to Cissie]

Have a proposition for you. Can you get a few hours free tomorrow? I know your Inmate isn't exactly the kitten-eating type.

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[The video clicks on.

The screen is the only illumination in the tunnel, and no other voices are audible; he's considerably further underground than tourists are actually allowed to be.]

I want this up there.

[He tilts the camera up to the low dirt ceiling and the city above.]

An... object teleport, I guess. I'm not going to assume you could make them walk out. I'll take care of that part later.

...

Arthas, are you seriously considering using the contents of the Catacombs to create an army of the undead?

They have an entire cellar full of skeletons down here! It's like they want to be invaded by an army of the undead.

...

I really don't think this is the kind of world where armies of the undead are a serious logistical consideration. For anybody.

Well, I know of an excellent way to cause them to reconsider.

Edited 2011-10-23 21:03 (UTC)

Uh huh.

Not that I'm endorsing this enterprise, like, at all, but isn't your boyfriend a wizard or something?

Drake is not my boyfriend, and I'm asking him too, but his warden is watching him and I need contingencies.

Edited 2011-10-24 00:57 (UTC)

I think your best contingency here might be to not sic an army of the undead on Paris. Just saying.

Why?

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