105 - Video

[gotgreenmagic]

[Video! Shego's decidedly male today and wearing an expression that says she's refusing to acknowledge it because seriously, how many times is she going to turn into a dude while she's here.  Answer: more than twice, apparently.]

Regina, if you have male genitalia right now, I sincerely doubt it's anything you haven't seen before so just dig out your least fitted clothes and deal with it until it's over.

...seriously, if you're affected you're not excused from -- anything, but I'll let you use my shower so you don't have an existential crisis when you need to choose which set of Inmate bathrooms to use.

Oh, and if anyone needs to borrow a bra, feel free to ask anybody except me.

[Private to Mozenrath]

Affected?  Actually -- just respond with voice or video so I can work it out myself.  [Yeah she remembers how well you didn't take this last time.]

[Warden Filter]

As a matter of - business? I guess? - if Regina George asks anybody for access to the warden areas, say no. If she says her Warden says it's okay, ignore her.  Her Warden is here right now telling you it is not okay.

[Private to Chromie - backdated pre-flood]

Got space for an Inmate in the library? She doesn't wanna work, but my caring-about-that-at-all-ometer is at critically low levels.  I'll keep an eye on her starting out.

[OOC: I am open for any of the more affected characters to be all 'what's your problem, you've always been a confusingly named man :|a']

Comments

[fuglyslut]

[Regina's eyes light up. That, on its own, is good, but she wants more.] How come?

[gotgreenmagic]

[A shrug.] It's nobody else's business, that's how come.

[fuglyslut]

So? You should make it everyone else's business. I would, if I had a boy that hot. [Men = status symbols, obviously.] Ooh, is it because you used to be an inmate?

[gotgreenmagic]

[She shot her a sidelong look.] What? No. Why would that even be an issue?

[The actual answer is 'kinda', after a conversation she and Kirk had in which he implied that sleeping with his former Inmate was once of the worst things he could be discovered to be doing. She didn't follow his reasoning, herself, but it still nags at her.]

[fuglyslut]

This is supposed to be like reform school, right? That's got to be against the rules. [Which makes Shego sort of the Barge's Trang Pak, which... ew. Grotsky beeyotch.]

[gotgreenmagic]

[She forces herself to evince some patience, because it was a long time before she stopped thinking of the Barge as jail.]

The Barge isn't like reform school. It isn't like anything. If you're spending any time working out the best thing to compare this place to, trust me, it's time wasted. [She rubs the bridge of her nose.] Having anything like that to do with your own inmate or warden is against the rules. Nobody cares about anything else.

[fuglyslut]

Then what's the point of hiding it? Unless you're afraid someone else is going to come along out of spite. [Not that she has any experience with that, on both the giving and receiving ends.]

[gotgreenmagic]

I wouldn't call it 'hiding' exactly but - whatever, again, nobody else's business. [She almost adds that most people on the ship have grown out of the habit of maliciously stealing boyfriends but it's not something she feels like pursuing today.]

[fuglyslut]

Whatever. [She's going to assume you're doing something super-kinky now, Shego, and it's going in her diary.]

[gotgreenmagic]

Yeah. Thanks in advance for your discretion. [Said in a tone that suggests she's not really expecting any. Briefly frustrated, she sizes up a rock in their path that's just about climbable and elects to drill straight through it instead with a high-pressure burst of energy. Seeing the boulder go to pieces makes her feel marginally better.]