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[Private to Kirk, slightly backdated]

[Hego's sitting at Shego's desk, hands folded, expression friendly but not too friendly.]

Now, Mr. Kirk -

- Captain? -

Jim. I'm given to understanding that you're dating my little sister. And I couldn't be happier for the two of you! As far as I knew she never had a date in high school or college, or after she graduated, so don't get me wrong, I think this is a wonderful development. Even cranky, contrary smartmouths need love in their lives and it's just super that she's found it here.

But.

I know Shego seems like she doesn't care about anything. Like she can't be hurt, or heartbroken - and I may not notice some things, but I know she works pretty darn hard to give that impression. But that's all it is. An impression. And deep down she's just as human as anybody else, you hear?

So now I'm trusting you to treat her nice. I know it can be...difficult, sometimes, but I'm relying on you to treat her with the respect she deserves. But if you don't, and I get to hear about it...

Well. You'll be hearing from me again, son. Team Go looks out for their own, understand? And as much as I don't want to, I'll -

[The flood ends, leaving Shego in the same bedhair and camisole that she was in when the thing started. She blinks, looking startled and disoriented for a few moments, then just leans over and smacks the communicator to switch it off.]

[Public, voice]

Anyone who met my brother --

No, you know what? I don't care. I'm done with attempting damage limitation here. You met him, great. Enjoy that insight into why I wound up a supervillain.

Regina, you awake?

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Did my brother really wake up next to your brother in your bed?

As far as I very dimly remember, yeah.

Cool, just checking.

I got a threatening message from said your brother.

I know.

I object on the grounds of if I'm ever a dick to you, you'll burn me.

Look, he's a little slow on the uptake, okay? Seems to have passed him by that if I ever needed his protection, that ended over a decade ago.

Older brother right?

Yeah, by three years.

Mine didn't think I was a Warden either, so.

Did he leave you anything?

Nah, notes aren't Sam's thing.

Hm.

You okay?

... yes?

It could've been worse.

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Yeah, same here. Can't blame me for asking.

We're on speaking terms again so. No trauma there.

Good. And I will be ecstatic if we never have another flood like that again.

You know we will. Maybe I can meet all of your brothers.

You've only met one of them on a technicality. But sure, maybe Mego'll wash up here and bore you into a coma talking about himself.

If he's got funny stories about you, I'll put up with it.

...I never thought I'd be telling you this, but I don't think you understand what it means to be pathologically self-centred, Jim.

... now I want to meet him even more.

Look, if it happens and you wind up pouring hot wax in your ears so you can't hear him anymore? I'm just gonna say I told you so.

Noted.

On the other hand, the twins are pretty tolerable so long as you keep them away from sugar and caffeine.

Want to watch a movie tonight?

Sure, my place or yours?

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