"Well for starters, I can drink more than a bottle of champagne and still be walking around the next day. Like right now, my head only hurts a little bit." [He says it in a patronizing sort of way, perching his hands on his hips.]

"And secondly, the actually being drunk is way more fun then the hangover.]

[He pauses for a second, inspecting her.]

"Whatcha drinking for anyway? I thought you didn't do that."