9.5 - Voice

[gotgreenmagic]

...

....ugghhh....

Anyone got some aspirin? Or a gun, that'd work. I need something to put myself outta my misery.

Also? Could use somebody to tell me why anyone would ever keep doing this after the first time, because I do not know.

I seriously think I'm dying here.

Jimmy. [Long pause.] Jim. Captain. Whatever. My wellbeing is your problem, right? I think I'm gonna puke, come and hold my hair back.

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Private - he's so proud of you, drunkypants

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Lucky for you, I have a gun and aspirin.

And it gets better when you build up a tolerance.

Hold in your vomit for like ten minutes. I'll even bring you some of my patented hangover cures.

Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I have zero interest in building up a tolerance, Jimmy.

[pauses long enough to remind herself she needs him on side.]

Jim.

I'm in my room. Not moving. Door's open.

Private - spam?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You're only calling me Jim because of.... him, aren't you?

I'm on my way.

Private - spam!

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I'm calling you Jim because Jimmy ticks you off and I want you to come give me aspirin.

[And you will find Shego sprawled across her bed, still wearing her pyjamas and looking kinda like she's been hit by a truck full of booze.]

Spam!

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Jim makes the mental note to point out to her that he'd give her aspirin if she called him Jimmy all the time because hangovers are no fun and he has a lot of sympathy for them.

He stops by the kitchen before he goes up to her room, grabbing a bottle of water, a banana and some toast, since he doesn't think she's up to the level of handling a burrito while hungover.

Kirk lets himself into her room, arching an eyebrow at her for a few moments.]

"You are the least graceful drunk I've ever seen, I hope you know that."

[alcoholit.livejournal.com]

What you're needing is some fizzy-good-feel-nice. That stuff. I also am lurking behing a giant pair of sunglasses to keep the light out.

Want a pair? I have several.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

...

Fizzy-good-feel-nice? Are you still wasted?

[alcoholit.livejournal.com]

Nooooooooooooooo. This is practically sober!

[mightymorbid]

If I had the ingredients I could make something for that.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Sentiment's appreciated, I guess.

[subtlescience]

I second the request for a gun for this young lady.

...

You behave as if you were completely unaware of the affects of alchohol.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

As a matter of fact I wasn't. Bite me.

[subtlescience]

You imbibed a drink which mysteriously appeared in your room without bothering to ask what the repercussions might be?

I think the gun might be useful not only to spare us of your whining, but to rid the gene pool of your idiocy.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I knew what it was, jackass. Had I tried it before? Not so much. Everyone has to get their first hangover sometime, okay?

He's enjoying her misery. A lot.

[subtlescience]

One can enjoy the delights of alcohol and never experience a hangover the next day, if one is intelligent enough to stop when they've had enough.

[warmscalpelhigh.livejournal.com]

Well, you're cheery today. Had any water yet?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Just gonna lie here and wait for my brain to stop rattling.

Geez...

[warmscalpelhigh.livejournal.com]

Jesus fuck, how much did you have?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Just one bottle.

...

Why do I feel like I've failed at something?

[warmscalpelhigh.livejournal.com]

Don't. You haven't failed. I mean...everyone does it. It's like...a right of passage or whatever.

[that-dog-is-sam.livejournal.com]

You know, having a beer will do the trick.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

That's not the dumbest thing I've heard but it's pretty close.

[that-dog-is-sam.livejournal.com]

No, seriously...

I'm a bartender, okay? I'm not trying to be an asshole. It works.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Look, no offence, but I am never drinking ever again.

Who are you?

[sheisreturning.livejournal.com]

Well since I can't find any of the stuff from back home...

I've heard coffee works wonders.