Hence the "diet." [In reference to the lower calories] I see. [No he doesn't. Why would you drink something that tastes like bubbly nothing? He tends to prefer his sweets as solid food rather than in drinks, however, so it's not as disappointing as it could be. Fizzy pop is what his guests would get after they'd cleaned out his liquor cabinet back home.] We don't do things like this in my world, but I could see the attraction, I suppose. [Suuuuubtle pouring of the rest of that down the drain.]
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