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[Someone sounds like she overslept.]

Mmf.

Okay. Brain says Friday, clock says Tuesday, I.....guess I was in a coma.

I love how that's just a thing here. 'Oh, hey, I just lost a bunch of my brain functions and lay here unconscious for four days, no big deal'.

What'd I miss?

[OOC: I couldn't think of anything to do with her so lol retroactive Barge coma :|]

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[Checking over the network for the past few days has given her a slight headache and simultaneous feelings of disappointment re. having missed a fairly benign flood and relief re. having been passed over for the opportunity to turn into her ditzy little headband-wearing alter ego again. Miss Go is seriously the closest thing Shego has to an archfoe at this point.

Either way she needs a drink. She shoves her way into the pub, sees the guy behind the bar and - ]

Looks like the universe picked the day for me to quit drinking.

[She's already shifting her weight to turn around.]

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American Hogwarts. Welcome back.

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So I literally had a more worthwhile weekend by lying on my couch collecting dust. Good to know.

Thanks. Have....fun?

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It was fine. Nothing to complain about.

Yeeeeaaah no, it's the Barge. There's never 'nothing to complain about'.

Well, maybe someone's annoyed about it, but I had an okay time. Better than actual high school.

You went to actual high school?

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I licked a beating human heart.

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Comrade, is that particularly worse than anything else you might have done with a beating human heart?

Whatever, I need so much more contextual detail for this. Drink?

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Yes. That was the actual worst part.

[Video clicks on, and Prefect holds up an open bottle of gin. He's clearly started without you, Shego (which is probably why he hasn't noticed that the beating human heart-in-a-jar is still sitting unobtrusively on his desk.)]

Definitely. Definitely drinking, Sister.

[Well, not beating any more. :V Buuut yeah any kind of human heart in a jar is going to be noticeable.]

.....I'll....be right over.

[Knock knock Prefect, have you noticed yet that YOU STILL HAVE SOMEONE ELSE'S HEART IN A JAR.]

[And lo, the door opens and Prefect is drunk.]

Sister, it was so gross I just kept buying people's body parts from them!

[His eyes are watery, and he swallows hard, like he's not certain that he's going to be able to keep the contents of his stomach down.]

It was all very... contractual, and orderly, but it was still disgusting.

Prefect, give me the gin. Before you puke. [Yeah she's reaching for it and you're going to have to fight very hard to keep it Prefect.] Start from the beginning.

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Adolescence, apparently!

Not much change for you then, sunshine.

You're hilarious, really.

[Reaver had probably taken his eyes off the door after the first week of working, believing himself to have a fair idea of who comes into the pub and when and at what frequency. This also seemed a fair means to distract himself while he pretended to dislike learning a new trade. (Not entirely new, as he'd spent a port as a bartender before.) He's laying down a couple drinks at the bar when Shego's voice catches his attention, and he glances up.]

Breach treated you a unfairly, I take it?

Coma. Also? Leaving. I would try to spare your feelings and say it's the atmosphere tonight but no, it is totally just you.

Fault a man for doing honest work, why don't you? [He shrugs] I'm amused to know I still affect you so strongly that you are incapable of ignoring me, but you needn't blame the spirits. It is not as though I make them.

Or do you think I managed to charm my way through those doors and behind this counter, against my Warden's sanction, just to ruin your evening?

Wouldn't put it past you.

[She rubs at the bridge of her nose.]

Reaver. You are the only person on board this ship who has ever, knowingly, tried to take advantage of me while I was incapacitated by random Barge whackedness. Do you really think I'm gonna be comfortable getting so much as tipsy near you? Like, ever?

I'm pleased to know you think me so cunning.

[He does appear to consider what she says after that a moment while he polishes a glass, perhaps in some attempt to appear he is concentrating harder on something else, but overall it fails.]

Then all I may do is assure you that if I'm not a perfect gentleman, my Warden would likely have me scrubbing toilets for the rest of my abnormally long, perfectly dressed existence. I'm not looking to jeopardize this job while I have it.

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