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gotgreenmagic) wrote2013-05-23 07:04 pm
gotgreenmagic) wrote2013-05-23 07:04 pm
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[Video; the communicator's propped on a table or shelf to show Shego sprawled back across a (green) couch, fully suited up, elbows hooked over the backrest.]
O-kay. From your perspective I've been gone for like…eight, nine months? Given the turnover the last time I was here, I'm gonna guess that means as many people have no idea who I am as those who do.
Here goes: I'm Shego. I was an Inmate, then I was a Warden, graduated an Inmate, blah blah blah, for reasons too dumb to report I'm back to do it over. [She takes the glove off one hand and wiggles her fingers.] To answer some previous FAQs, I am not: an Orion, radioactive, suffering from leprosy, in any way contagious, or related-to-slash-associated-with the redhead with the plant schtick. I'm just - green. Do not attempt to adjust your set.
So if you got here any time after September of last year, I don't know who you are. [Beat.] Actually, if you got here any time before September of last year, even odds I don't know who you are either. Go ahead and fill me in anyway.
...And I guess a rundown on recent catastrophes would be useful just so I know what everybody's whining about this week.
[Friends Filter]
Sound off.
Oh, and Arthas, just to preempt your 'I told you so': you're totally right. I couldn't leave. I tried to go home, but every time I went to sleep at night I just saw your big, scowling, mottled face and I just had to come back and see it again. Must be love, right?
[Warden-Bat-Filter]
[That is exactly what she wrote. You can decide if your character qualifies.]
Having some trouble tracking down Dick Grayson and Tim Drake. I'm thinking they've both gone, but - circumstances? Help a girl out here.
[Engine room filter]
Hey. I have no idea who's on this filter anymore and if the place is staffed then I'm gonna stay well out of it, but just so you guys know - I spent like two years working the engine room. I know my way around. Next time we crash into a hostile planet, beep me.
O-kay. From your perspective I've been gone for like…eight, nine months? Given the turnover the last time I was here, I'm gonna guess that means as many people have no idea who I am as those who do.
Here goes: I'm Shego. I was an Inmate, then I was a Warden, graduated an Inmate, blah blah blah, for reasons too dumb to report I'm back to do it over. [She takes the glove off one hand and wiggles her fingers.] To answer some previous FAQs, I am not: an Orion, radioactive, suffering from leprosy, in any way contagious, or related-to-slash-associated-with the redhead with the plant schtick. I'm just - green. Do not attempt to adjust your set.
So if you got here any time after September of last year, I don't know who you are. [Beat.] Actually, if you got here any time before September of last year, even odds I don't know who you are either. Go ahead and fill me in anyway.
...And I guess a rundown on recent catastrophes would be useful just so I know what everybody's whining about this week.
[Friends Filter]
Sound off.
Oh, and Arthas, just to preempt your 'I told you so': you're totally right. I couldn't leave. I tried to go home, but every time I went to sleep at night I just saw your big, scowling, mottled face and I just had to come back and see it again. Must be love, right?
[Warden-Bat-Filter]
[That is exactly what she wrote. You can decide if your character qualifies.]
Having some trouble tracking down Dick Grayson and Tim Drake. I'm thinking they've both gone, but - circumstances? Help a girl out here.
[Engine room filter]
Hey. I have no idea who's on this filter anymore and if the place is staffed then I'm gonna stay well out of it, but just so you guys know - I spent like two years working the engine room. I know my way around. Next time we crash into a hostile planet, beep me.