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[gotgreenmagic]

[Video; the communicator's propped on a table or shelf to show Shego sprawled back across a (green) couch, fully suited up, elbows hooked over the backrest.]

O-kay. From your perspective I've been gone for like…eight, nine months? Given the turnover the last time I was here, I'm gonna guess that means as many people have no idea who I am as those who do.

Here goes: I'm Shego. I was an Inmate, then I was a Warden, graduated an Inmate, blah blah blah, for reasons too dumb to report I'm back to do it over. [She takes the glove off one hand and wiggles her fingers.] To answer some previous FAQs, I am not: an Orion, radioactive, suffering from leprosy, in any way contagious, or related-to-slash-associated-with the redhead with the plant schtick. I'm just - green. Do not attempt to adjust your set.

So if you got here any time after September of last year, I don't know who you are.  [Beat.]  Actually, if you got here any time before September of last year, even odds I don't know who you are either. Go ahead and fill me in anyway.

...And I guess a rundown on recent catastrophes would be useful just so I know what everybody's whining about this week.

[Friends Filter]

Sound off.

Oh, and Arthas, just to preempt your 'I told you so': you're totally right. I couldn't leave. I tried to go home, but every time I went to sleep at night I just saw your big, scowling, mottled face and I just had to come back and see it again.  Must be love, right?

[Warden-Bat-Filter]

[That is exactly what she wrote. You can decide if your character qualifies.]

Having some trouble tracking down Dick Grayson and Tim Drake. I'm thinking they've both gone, but - circumstances? Help a girl out here.

[Engine room filter]

Hey. I have no idea who's on this filter anymore and if the place is staffed then I'm gonna stay well out of it, but just so you guys know - I spent like two years working the engine room. I know my way around. Next time we crash into a hostile planet, beep me.

Comments

Engine Room

[megamind]

Oh, you're ex-villainous and mechanically adept. I like you already.

Engine Room

[gotgreenmagic]

Yeah, well. Somebody's gotta keep the bolts tightened on the doomsday machines, right?

[A white lie, she mostly learnt her way around the engine room as part of a takeover plot she never executed, but it wasn't like she was completely ignorant before that.]

Engine Room

[megamind]

[ He'll take it. ]

The tighter the better.

[routemistress]

What's with all the 'istory repeating lately? Iris Wildthyme. Transtemporal adventuress, former Miss Scunthorpe, warden. Welcome back, lovey.

[gotgreenmagic]

Thanks. How good are the odds you're from the same place we seem to pick up all our other British-accented time travelers?

...or, like, a bunch of variations on the one guy, whatever.

[routemistress]

'Ey, lots of planets 'ave a ...no, that doesn't really work, does it?

Aye, you got me. Give the girl a coconut. 'E's an old friend, as it 'appens.

Bat filter OBVIOUSLY

[hellofist]

They went home. Tim disappeared, Dick just... wanted to go. Pretty sure... not coming back.

[No matter how much she hopes they will someday, the whole thing had seemed very end-y when she'd said goodbye to Dick.]

nananananananabatfilter

[gotgreenmagic]

Yeah, that's probably a healthy decision. Barge is a little short on rooftops.

You're...new.

[surfaceshine]

[Have a smile, Shego, even if it looks distinctly smirkish.]

And how long has it been from your perspective?

I'm doing research for an art project. Welcome back.

[gotgreenmagic]

[Likewise.]

Hey, Dean.

Two months. You want that in glitter marker?

[captain_jtkirk]

Shego? [Hi, he only really knows her name and that they used to bang and be paired, you know. The important stuff.]

[gotgreenmagic]

[Hi Kirk, Shego considers Barge amnesia a character flaw and/or personal betrayal.]

There were a bunch of other words too but yeah, sure.

Bat Filter;

[ichoosefight]

Gone home. They're both fine, though. [ Which doesn't really answer the question but whatever she does what she wants. ]

It's been a while.

Bat Filter;

[gotgreenmagic]

Good to know. And - yeah. Longer at this end, you'd think the Admiral would learn to coordinate.

[mistconduct]

See, why the fuck would you want to give yourself that headache?

[gotgreenmagic]

Apropos of what exactly?

[Some people give her migraines just by talking to her, honestly.]

friends

[darknessb4me]

...

friends

[gotgreenmagic]

There it is.

[audio]

[terminates]

We're landing in a hostile port sometime before the end of the month.

[ Hi, Shego. Did you miss him? ]

[audio]

[gotgreenmagic]

[Hiiii Slade.]

I heard. Practising the brace position as we speak.

When'd you show back up?

[velocette]

You missed the paintballs.

[gotgreenmagic]

I had wondered about the lingering traces of abstract impressionism in the halls.

[video]

[logistical]

[But he was totally gonna ask about Orion :c]

I see you are acquainted with Captain Kirk. I am his first officer: Commander Spock. The paint on the walls is the recent flood.

[Beat.]

Welcome back.

[video]

[gotgreenmagic]

...thanks.

I know who you are. I've met you, like, at least once before.

Video;

[insolubleriddle]

Yay.

[Flutters hands unenthusiastically.]