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[Filtered to Kirk and McCoy]

So, on a scale of one to ten, exactly how crazy is your resident Scottish nerd?

Depends on your definition of crazy. Why the interest in Mr. Scott?

I'm curious. So he's not, I don't know, totally dysfunctional but got hired anyway because he's such a huge genius?

Jim's the one who found the man. Scotty may come off strangely but hell if he isn't a genius like the rest of the brat crew we have.

Twenty one.

Thanks, you've both been a real help. Can you maybe qualify that number?

Take the most crazy you can think of, double it and then add a little bit more.

Guess I should've seen that coming a mile away.

Probably.

All Engineers are weird. You get used to it.

Oh, I'm way ahead of you there.

So we're just talking 'weird' and not Rayne-type levels of borderline psychotic?

Nah. He's harmless.

~~How did we get from '210% crazy' to 'harmle~~

Thank you.

You have my permission to slap him around, if you want.

10-4 on that.

Lord, don't listen to Jim, Scotty's still a Star Fleet officer. If he was that crazy he'd be kicked out.

~~or sent to Delta Vega, christ~~ Why the hell does it matter anyway?

Edited 2010-02-01 03:14 (UTC)

What, can't I express interest in your colleagues now? I'd talk to him myself if I could decipher his accent.

You didn't express interest in Spock or Uhura, why Scotty?

Talked to Uhura myself. Jimmy told me everything I needed to know about your Vulcan when he told me about getting dumped on an ice planet.

Right. Well, did you get the answer you were looking for?

Yeah. I think so.

Bones, shut up. I found him on an ice planet after being banished there because he lost Admiral Archer's beagle somewhere in time and space.

He's crazy.

Fine, he may be a damn loon sometimes but correct me if I'm wrong saying you're still sore about the Enterprise. You're the one who dragged his 'crazy' ass onboard.

Old Spock made me do it.

As humorous as it is not everything can be blamed on Spock.

This one can. With his destiny and transwarp beaming equations.

And his saving our sorry hides.

He does make some good points every once in a while.

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