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[gotgreenmagic]

So I don't wanna jinx it or anything, but is it over?  Have you gotten that out of your collective system, guys?

It's not like the Barge/Admiral/whatever doesn't throw enough garbage at us already.  I know that maybe 60% of the local population is psychiatrically unstable but there is absolutely no need to go all-out and make it worse for kicks,

[Private to Mozenrath]

Are you still alive?  Say something.  Barge isn't the same without your extra-special brand of girly whining.

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[Private]

[mightymorbid]

I'm fine.

[Private]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Seriously?

[Private]

[mightymorbid]

I'm alive, and no one's attacked me.

The first time there was a call for lockdown I went to my room. I didn't want that jackass thinking he'd have to escort me.

[pleasesmirk.livejournal.com]

My estimate was far higher than sixty percent, I do have to say.

[Private]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

That's not quite what I

Good for you, sunshine.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I admit I was being pretty charitable.

[Private]

[mightymorbid]

I hate him, Shego.

[beam-me.livejournal.com]

I'm fine, Shego! Don't worry about me, lass!

[Private]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Is...this something specific that's happened or just an ongoing general thing?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Nobody cares about you, nerdlinger. Go die in a fire.

[Private]

[mightymorbid]

Nothing new since the last. I've been avoiding him since then.

swing just worked it out. and he thinks he's in the sane crowd?

[pleasesmirk.livejournal.com]

That would have implied that 58.4 of us were completely and utterly sane.

That's more than charitable, that's full on philanthropic, slightly eccentric landed gentry.

[beam-me.livejournal.com]

Tryinnae be civil, here. Don't be so cruel! Why can't we be buddies, eh?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think I just noticed who the .4 is.

Whatever. Maybe I was counting the whackjobs who are just quiet about it.

[Private]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

So what went down over the whole getting-locked-out-of-your-room thing?

[Private]

[mightymorbid]

I went to the Infirmary to get checked out, that moron refused to believe that I'd done it because I didn't let him hold my hand through it, and left me out of my room for another night.

[pleasesmirk.livejournal.com]

Quiet whackjobs are more crazy than noisy whackjobs.

By my calculation about 79.2 percent of the general population are verging on criminally insane in this place. Including quiet whackjobs.

[Private]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Wow. It's not like I don't know more than my fair share of 'geniuses' who should be taking the short bus, but wow.

Wanna go push him over the side? We could use a port right about now anyways.

[Private]

[mightymorbid]

Locked in my room, unfortunately.

[Private]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Sucks for you.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

....so what are your parameters for 'verging on criminally insane'?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I am really interested to hear your arguments in favor of us being 'buddies'.

[pleasesmirk.livejournal.com]

Should I list them, or provide a book? They are scientific parameters. I cultivated the science of understanding the criminal mind in my city.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's at least 80%.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Okay.

Rising to 95% during and immediately after most floods.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Heave forbid we have a damn moment's peace. I'm sure it's easy for these idiots to sit back while the rest of us clean their god damned messes. They wouldn't be half as snide if they didn't treat death here like a commodity.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

It's a conspiracy to keep you busy, doc. People're gonna be dropping like flies until you get a new Inmate.

...

[Private]

Uh. Are you sticking around for that long, or are you and Jimmy finalising the divorce settlement or what?

[beam-me.livejournal.com]

I'm a nice guy! I can build you a mechanical dragon! I'm Scottish! I like beer and whiskey! I like the color green too!

Plenty of arguments, there!

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

1) That is a matter of opinion to say the absolute least.
2) Why would I want one?
3) If anything that's an argument against you.
4) That too.
5) I don't even like it so much as I've been forced to get used to it.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Well fantastic, so glad they're all looking out for me.

[Private]

Lord, you and Jim- I'm staying, I'm taking on another inmate and hopefully seeing another graduation. After that I'm not sure, and if Jim orders us back to the Enterprise my first duty is to him and my position on board.You expected me to high tail it out of here too?

[beam-me.livejournal.com]

Aye, you're right, the argument's not gonna be easy to come up with.

Why wouldn't you want a mechanical dragon?! I can make a dog! A cat! A pony! ...you have to like Shetland ponies, else you're heartless, lass.

[Private]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I dunno. I wasn't expecting it, but you weren't exactly clear about what you were gonna do next the last time I asked.

It's good that you're staying. I mean, okay, not necessarily good for you given the constant rollercoaster of death and disaster that is the Barge, but -

...

Oh, whatever, you know what I mean.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Ponies? No. I don't do ponies. Domesticated animals in general. No.

[beam-me.livejournal.com]

Well what do you... do, lass?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

None of your business, laddie.

[beam-me.livejournal.com]

Guess so, then. You let me know if you're feeling more sociable, aye?

[Private]

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Well I suppose the last time it came up I was on the wrong end of a mood. Pavi graduating made me realize a few things, and these damn messes recently too. Someone needs to be around to keep Jim and Uhura from getting themselves killed, ad to help patch the lot of you up.

Yeah, I get it. Thanks.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

When I'm feeling sociable I'll direct my attentions towards someone I actually wanna socialize with.

[beam-me.livejournal.com]

Ouch. Right then, memo stored away.

[Private]

[mightymorbid]

Yeah. Thanks for that.