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[gotgreenmagic]

Hypothetical situation. Call it an intellectual exercise.

Inmates versus Wardens. No holds barred - everybody's got all their powers, their mad science, helpful voices in their heads, whatever.  Admiral's asleep or out to lunch or just doesn't care, which I'd argue is his default position anyways but my personal biases don't need to be involved here.

Who'd win?

Oh, and if you're going to get your panties in a bunch over me fostering hostility or whatever it is I'm doing, then a) imagine it's just a softball game or something and b) know that you are a total wuss.

[Private to Bruce]

Hey.

[Private to Prefect]

Another lesson tonight?

[Private to Tim]

Hey. I have a question.

Comments

[Private]

[peektuttut]

No. I think he's from the other - okay, 'other universe' doesn't mean anything here. There was a...crisis a few years ago, our universe collided, sort of, with another one, with heroes kind of like ours. I only heard a mention of him, though.

Why?

[Private]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

He's my Warden now. I was just curious.

[Private]

[peektuttut]

Oh. [Hmmm pondering.] What's he like?

[Private]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Well, okay, I don't remember my high school biology all that well but I'm pretty sure all other bipeds need a spine to live.

[Private]

[peektuttut]

That great, huh?

[Private]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I'd just prefer a Warden who can put together a coherent sentence on the first attempt. Is that too much to ask?

[Private]

[peektuttut]

...Maybe he's just shy?

[Private]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Is this where you tell me I should stop being mean to him?

[Private]

[peektuttut]

I don't think me telling you to do anything is going to change much. Unless I kick your ass sparing, maybe.

[Private]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, no, then I'll just be mean and grouchy. [And now, trash talk.] Not that you're physically capable of kicking my ass.

[Private]

[peektuttut]

Yeah, I figured that was the more likely.

Only in your dreams. It's sad, how underestimated I am.