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11 - Private to the Admiral
Sep. 29th, 2009 09:13 pmHey.
Not asking for a transfer, but Captain Jerk's whole emo bit is starting to annoy me. I figure the longer he spends sulking the less time he's gonna spend...contributing to my moral improvement or whatever.
How'd his last inmate ever manage to
He said something about getting a dog. Which I think would be a catastrophically dumb idea, but could you give him...I don't know, a fish or a lizard? Something low-maintenance that can't run away or get lost? A living thing he can practice being responsible for before he upgrades to an actual human.
I doubt you care what inmates think. I just wanna do something before he dyes his hair black and starts writing poetry, okay?
Not asking for a transfer, but Captain Jerk's whole emo bit is starting to annoy me. I figure the longer he spends sulking the less time he's gonna spend...contributing to my moral improvement or whatever.
He said something about getting a dog. Which I think would be a catastrophically dumb idea, but could you give him...I don't know, a fish or a lizard? Something low-maintenance that can't run away or get lost? A living thing he can practice being responsible for before he upgrades to an actual human.
I doubt you care what inmates think. I just wanna do something before he dyes his hair black and starts writing poetry, okay?
