Shego

Soooo out of interest, can anybody here handle a sword? It's not the end of the world if they haven't, but I haven't fenced since college and I'm kinda bored.  I'd like to see how much I remember, maybe sharpen up a little. 

No pun intended.

And nobody whine about an Inmate using a weapon, you can do about as much damage with a safety-tipped fencing sword as you can with a decent high-heeled shoe. Less, maybe.

[Private to the Admiral, later]

Hey. Me again. Don't suppose you could magic up some fencing equipment for the gym? It's exercise and I seem to have unintentionally generated an interest.

( Private & Spam for Kirk )

Hey.

Not asking for a transfer, but Captain Jerk's whole emo bit is starting to annoy me. I figure the longer he spends sulking the less time he's gonna spend...contributing to my moral improvement or whatever.

How'd his last inmate ever manage to

He said something about getting a dog. Which I think would be a catastrophically dumb idea, but could you give him...I don't know, a fish or a lizard? Something low-maintenance that can't run away or get lost? A living thing he can practice being responsible for before he upgrades to an actual human.

I doubt you care what inmates think. I just wanna do something before he dyes his hair black and starts writing poetry, okay?