Shego (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
gotgreenmagic) wrote2012-02-24 07:56 pm
gotgreenmagic) wrote2012-02-24 07:56 pm
102 - Voice
[Posted sometime after the Barge/port communications blackout ends; the first voice is not Shego's but a professional, falsely cheerful tone.]
Good afternoon! This is a recorded message from Geneco's Accounts Receivable department. You are now eighty-eight days delinquent in paying outstanding debts of nineteen thousand, three hundred and sixty dollars for your heart transplant and pigmentation therapy.
We request that you or a representative visits any of one GeneCo's conveniently located clinics or surgical centres in order to deliver your payment. Please be aware that if this matter has not been settled within the next forty-eight hours, you will become subject to organ repossession as stated in Section 38b of your contract.
Thank you for choosing GeneCo! Remember: it's what's on the inside that counts.
[There's a long silence, and then - well, anyone who knows Shego at all will know she doesn't drop the F-bomb unless there's something pretty monumental going on.]
What. The fuck.
Good afternoon! This is a recorded message from Geneco's Accounts Receivable department. You are now eighty-eight days delinquent in paying outstanding debts of nineteen thousand, three hundred and sixty dollars for your heart transplant and pigmentation therapy.
We request that you or a representative visits any of one GeneCo's conveniently located clinics or surgical centres in order to deliver your payment. Please be aware that if this matter has not been settled within the next forty-eight hours, you will become subject to organ repossession as stated in Section 38b of your contract.
Thank you for choosing GeneCo! Remember: it's what's on the inside that counts.
[There's a long silence, and then - well, anyone who knows Shego at all will know she doesn't drop the F-bomb unless there's something pretty monumental going on.]
What. The fuck.
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Considering I just received a similar message I'm assuming this isn't one enormous practical joke.
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Nice to get a warning, I guess? How long do you have?
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...This world isn't playing fair. I don't see why we should either. I suppose we either wait for time to run out and defend ourselves, or we find money. Any ideas?
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Oh, whatever, all this conversation is gonna get me is a migraine.
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Experimentation graduated beyond kittens decades ago. Asbestos is not productive to either learning or culling the less intelligent. I require a first and last name as well as a date of birth to locate and authorize the sharing of private patient files.
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But yeah. What I do know is that they aren't kidding.
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How bad is it? [Are you in hiding yet. Get in hiding.]
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[World's longest, FML-est pause and then:]
Let me guess. You don't know me, and you take your paychecks from GeneCo.
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I didn't ask if you knew who I am, I asked if you knew -
Never mind.
i've never seen this repo movie so i'm sorry in advance for anything
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people get body parts removed in a cyberpunk hellscape and sing about it :c ps. there's a log up
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