Shego (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
gotgreenmagic) wrote2012-02-24 07:56 pm
gotgreenmagic) wrote2012-02-24 07:56 pm
102 - Voice
[Posted sometime after the Barge/port communications blackout ends; the first voice is not Shego's but a professional, falsely cheerful tone.]
Good afternoon! This is a recorded message from Geneco's Accounts Receivable department. You are now eighty-eight days delinquent in paying outstanding debts of nineteen thousand, three hundred and sixty dollars for your heart transplant and pigmentation therapy.
We request that you or a representative visits any of one GeneCo's conveniently located clinics or surgical centres in order to deliver your payment. Please be aware that if this matter has not been settled within the next forty-eight hours, you will become subject to organ repossession as stated in Section 38b of your contract.
Thank you for choosing GeneCo! Remember: it's what's on the inside that counts.
[There's a long silence, and then - well, anyone who knows Shego at all will know she doesn't drop the F-bomb unless there's something pretty monumental going on.]
What. The fuck.
Good afternoon! This is a recorded message from Geneco's Accounts Receivable department. You are now eighty-eight days delinquent in paying outstanding debts of nineteen thousand, three hundred and sixty dollars for your heart transplant and pigmentation therapy.
We request that you or a representative visits any of one GeneCo's conveniently located clinics or surgical centres in order to deliver your payment. Please be aware that if this matter has not been settled within the next forty-eight hours, you will become subject to organ repossession as stated in Section 38b of your contract.
Thank you for choosing GeneCo! Remember: it's what's on the inside that counts.
[There's a long silence, and then - well, anyone who knows Shego at all will know she doesn't drop the F-bomb unless there's something pretty monumental going on.]
What. The fuck.
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Considering I just received a similar message I'm assuming this isn't one enormous practical joke.
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Nice to get a warning, I guess? How long do you have?
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...This world isn't playing fair. I don't see why we should either. I suppose we either wait for time to run out and defend ourselves, or we find money. Any ideas?
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