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Stupid ankle. Stupid crutches. I am so done with this.

Should be on vacation at this time of year. For Christmas this year, however, I would just like to be able to walk.

Also, the mind-altering decorations and creepy mistletoe can get bent.

( Dear Santa. )

...

....ugghhh....

Anyone got some aspirin? Or a gun, that'd work. I need something to put myself outta my misery.

Also? Could use somebody to tell me why anyone would ever keep doing this after the first time, because I do not know.

I seriously think I'm dying here.

Jimmy. [Long pause.] Jim. Captain. Whatever. My wellbeing is your problem, right? I think I'm gonna puke, come and hold my hair back.

Okay.

Here I was, thinking this place couldn't get any worse, and then I GET MY POWERS BACK FOR THIRTY FREAKING SECONDS?

Aaargh.

This place is run by a complete and total sadist.

[OOC: Yep, somebody caught the tail-end of those 10 minutes. Also? A large punch bag in the gym has been reduced to a melted bit of chain and a smoking pile of debris. She uses her weakened powers when she's practicing. :x]

JAMES KIRK.

I am going to kill you. Very slowly. Very creatively. And you know something? I don't even care that you're gonna come back to life; in fact, I'm pleased you're gonna come back. Because guess what?

THAT MEANS I GET TO KILL YOU ALL OVER AGAIN.

Consider this a warning. You better start running right now, because when I catch you, I am going to completely destroy you -

....

Just as soon as I can feel my legs. Geez, did I do nothing else these past few days?

[Edit: A couple of days later, this has been filtered so it is only visible to those who initially commented on it.]

Okay, so, I've been in some dumb jails before. And never for more than a day or two because, y'know? Dumb. 'I know, let's take the chick who can blast fiery death from both hands and stick her in a regular cell! The door's locked and hey, she'll behave, right?' Wrong. Thirty seconds later and I am strollin' out the front door. Or the smoking crater where the front door used to be.

So like I said, dumb. But this - this is some whole other level of completely idiotic. The doors aren't even locked, and I have all the comforts of home - nice touch, by the way! False sense of security. Very nice. But since I'm not a total dweeb, just give me those thirty seconds and -

[There's a 'whoomph' sound, then a very dull 'thump'.]

- oh, you have got to be kidding me.

[Long pause.]

Okay. That explains a lot. Anyone maybe wanna explain to me why my powers have gotten so lame?

Shego

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