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[Someone sounds like she overslept.]

Mmf.

Okay. Brain says Friday, clock says Tuesday, I.....guess I was in a coma.

I love how that's just a thing here. 'Oh, hey, I just lost a bunch of my brain functions and lay here unconscious for four days, no big deal'.

What'd I miss?

[OOC: I couldn't think of anything to do with her so lol retroactive Barge coma :|]

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[Checking over the network for the past few days has given her a slight headache and simultaneous feelings of disappointment re. having missed a fairly benign flood and relief re. having been passed over for the opportunity to turn into her ditzy little headband-wearing alter ego again. Miss Go is seriously the closest thing Shego has to an archfoe at this point.

Either way she needs a drink. She shoves her way into the pub, sees the guy behind the bar and - ]

Looks like the universe picked the day for me to quit drinking.

[She's already shifting her weight to turn around.]

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[Well, not beating any more. :V Buuut yeah any kind of human heart in a jar is going to be noticeable.]

.....I'll....be right over.

[Knock knock Prefect, have you noticed yet that YOU STILL HAVE SOMEONE ELSE'S HEART IN A JAR.]

[And lo, the door opens and Prefect is drunk.]

Sister, it was so gross I just kept buying people's body parts from them!

[His eyes are watery, and he swallows hard, like he's not certain that he's going to be able to keep the contents of his stomach down.]

It was all very... contractual, and orderly, but it was still disgusting.

Prefect, give me the gin. Before you puke. [Yeah she's reaching for it and you're going to have to fight very hard to keep it Prefect.] Start from the beginning.

[Prefect fights to hold on to the Gin for a minute, before the strength seems to drain out of him and he lets her take it.]

I was-- a witch? Like, a Mermaid witch. People came to make deals with me, and I wrote out contracts, and usually people didn't really get what they wanted...

[There's really no respectful way to take this information on board.]

I....guess mermaid witch deals aren't all that well-legisla - wait, you were a mermaid again? [She waves it away.] Whatever. So you made a deal for a guy's heart?

I think being a mermaid brings out the worst in me. [lol what is even his life if he can make this observation.] I purchased Ladd Russo's heart, in exchange for making a girl like him, then, I cast the spell, and I took a knife, and I-- I cut it out of his chest, and pulled it out with my bare hand.

And then you...licked it.

[She's just very quiet for about three seconds and then passes the gin back to him.]

[He reaches to take the gin back, staring into space desolately.]

He could still feel it. It was like, he was still alive and connected to it even though I had it, and I wanted to see what it would do to him if I-- squeezed it, or stroked it, and--

[Long, long drink of gin. Until the inside of his mouth doesn't taste of blood anymore.]

And then I licked it. I thought about eating the whole thing, but I didn't want him to die...

Well, that was...super charitable of Mermaid Prefect. [She pulls a face.] Wait, does this mean Russo's death tolling? Do you need guard detail?

[Not even kidding, he's clearly batshit and he already killed you once.]

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