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[gotgreenmagic]

[Inmate filter minus Snape]

The British wizard guy. Severus. It's like half the people on this dump know who he is. I'm in the other half. What's the deal?

[Private to Parker]

Hey. Drink?

[Private to McCoy]

So, is the random self-destructive behaviour on Jimmy's part like a long-term thing, or has it started since he got here? Because I don't really want to beat on him again if he's going to enjoy it. Talk about counterproductive.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Jim frowns at her anyway. The rape thing pretty much soured any idea of ever having sex with her again, even if he was still her Warden. "I don't really do repeats anyway," he tells her before rolling his eyes, huffing in annoyance.

"I'm fine. You and Bones don't need to tag team babysit me."

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

"You don't get to do repeats because the second time, we all know how lame you are in bed," Shego said sweetly. "And sure, you came here from a fight with yourself-from-an-alternate dimension because you're fine."

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"Don't get too confident in your own skills," he retorts in the same sugary sweet tone.

"He attacked me. We talked. We're over it now." Kirk moves to his feet and starts for the door. "I don't really want to distract you from all the fun you're having here."

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Shego scowls at his back, and later she's going to wonder why she feels the need to defend this particular skillset. "It was my first time, jerk, what's your excuse?"

Oops.

Oh well, secrets are for losers.

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Kirk stops suddenly, turning around to face her, giving her a wide eyed stare.

Well, that certain broke the rule about not being someone's first time or their last.

"... seriously?"

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

"What, you thought the 'wholesome' bit extended to everything except...?" Shego huffs out a harsh sigh, feeling a headache coming on. "Yeah. Seriously."

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"Oh my god... and then the whole rape thing..." Kirks wants to slap himself... which he does a few seconds later, slapping his palm to his forehead.

"I'm sorry. I don't think I really apologized for it earlier, which I should've but... I'm really sorry it turned out like that."

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

"Whatever. It was dumb and then the British chick made it dumber."

She shrugs, then shamelessly changes the subject. "Speaking of which, what is her damage? She left, she came back, she doesn't remember being a shrill self-righteous psychopath? Is this another of those whacked timeline deals?"

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"Probably. If she isn't lying to get everyone to like her again. If she's lying, I'll catch her and if she isn't, then I can't say I'd be surprised if it happened again."

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

"I guess. If it is her trying to make nice, I can beat her up without getting tossed in Zero, right? I mean, I think I deserve it."

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"You bet." Kirk winks at her. "But only if she is lying. If she's someone else entirely and you hit her even once, I won't be nice about it."

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Shego smirks back at him. "Hey, as a rule? I only hit people when I'm gonna get paid for it. I would make an exception for Princess Rose but only if she turns out to be the previous model."

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[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"Atta girl." [Slight pause.] "We're gonna talk about you someday, you know."

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, I know. Just let me conceal my utter delight." And it felt like a waste of breath to point out that they wouldn't need to talk about her if he just sucked it up and read her file.