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[gotgreenmagic]

[Hi Barge. Enjoy Shego's bed hair, there's a lot of it.]

'Morning, space jail.

Sooo, I don't know about anybody else but I don't have my powers as of the start of the flood, so. That's fantastic.

[A pause. It was a long time ago, but the last time this happened...]

On a directly related note, if anybody woke up this morning and found their hands glowing, then just...try to keep calm over the next few days, okay?

...and Kirk, if it's you then that's typical and keep the inevitable destruction to the side of your cabin I don't share a wall with.

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[ichoosefight]

[ Steph holds her hands up - they are in fact glowing slightly green, though she's wearing black gloves. There's also a greenish tinge to her face. ]

There's no chance this is like a two for one deal, is there?

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[gotgreenmagic]

[She leans in for a closer look.]

Uh. I don't think that's anything of mine. My powers are kinda...well...if you had them you'd be a little more 'oh god oh god how do I turn this off'.

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[ichoosefight]

Yeah, well, I haven't quite figured out how to turn this off either. Good to know it isn't going to kill anybody though.

[halftheman]

These yours, then?

[ Cause Harv has been aiming his powers to the wrecked side of his room. And his hands are still glowing. ]

[gotgreenmagic]

.....yeeeaaah. Those are mine.

Uh. Your room was like that before this happened, right?

[halftheman]

Some of it. [ He plays with the energy in the mean time, letting it roll over his fingertips before he flicks it away to make something else break. ] Anything else we should know we can do?

[gotgreenmagic]

[She almost questions the 'we' but no, she went on sabbatical in Gotham, she knows how you do. 8|]

Not so much. You're an Inmate, right? So that should be it.

[halftheman]

Hmph. So you're stronger, when you're a warden, then?

[gotgreenmagic]

Uh, yeah. Unless your Warden gives you your powers back, like - whatsherface, your Gotham buddy. Little Miss Green Thumbs, Also Everything Else.

[Pause.]

I know, glass houses.

[halftheman]

Yeah, the part where you could her slightly floral sister isn't lost.

[ Oh well, no big. ]

[captain_jtkirk]

Not me.

[Hi there Shego, is Kirk staring at you like he's seeing you in a totally new light? Why yes, he is.]

Nice hair.

[gotgreenmagic]

It takes a while, okay? I figured this was more important.

[captain_jtkirk]

Could've used the text function.

[gotgreenmagic]

If this is leading up to a crack about how I needed my beauty sleep I will hurt you.

[captain_jtkirk]

No I was leaning towards giving you a reason to have such amazing bed hair.

[gotgreenmagic]

Ew.

[captain_jtkirk]

You don't mean that.

[gotgreenmagic]

I very much do.

[captain_jtkirk]

[Kirk just kind of raises his eyebrows at her, like to say are you sure about that?]

Yeah, you seem like the type to be on top anyway.

[gotgreenmagic]

Well, duh.

-- and -- shut up.

[captain_jtkirk]

Am I hitting a nerve?

[gotgreenmagic]

You're really creeping me out is what you're doing. What is your damage today?

[captain_jtkirk]

Were you always this defensive?

[gotgreenmagic]

Well, gee, were you always this grossly tactless?

[captain_jtkirk]

Please, we both know you don't find me gross.

[gotgreenmagic]

Yeah, no. Just because you think you know everything doesn't actually make you psychic.

[captain_jtkirk]

But it's so obvious.

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[gotgreenmagic]

Okay, now we're heading deep into 'what the hell are you talking about' territory, so:

What is so obvious, and how do you think you can tell?

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[captain_jtkirk]

It's obvious that you want to sleep with me.

Your body is practically screaming it. Literally.

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[gotgreenmagic]

You can't even say 'practically' and 'literally' in the same statement, loser.

Are - are you affected by the flood? Do you have some kind of creepy body-language-reading superpower, is that what this is?

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[captain_jtkirk]

Does that mean I'm right?

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[gotgreenmagic]

[YOU'RE THE WORST]

Look, we've had sex like a billion times. Sometimes I think about it. Stop making it a big deal, okay?

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[captain_jtkirk]

Just saying, if you want a repeat, I'm here for you.

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[gotgreenmagic]

[Breezily:] Get your memories back and I'll totally blow you. Until then, no dice.