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[gotgreenmagic]

[Hi Barge. Enjoy Shego's bed hair, there's a lot of it.]

'Morning, space jail.

Sooo, I don't know about anybody else but I don't have my powers as of the start of the flood, so. That's fantastic.

[A pause. It was a long time ago, but the last time this happened...]

On a directly related note, if anybody woke up this morning and found their hands glowing, then just...try to keep calm over the next few days, okay?

...and Kirk, if it's you then that's typical and keep the inevitable destruction to the side of your cabin I don't share a wall with.

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[gotgreenmagic]

You're really creeping me out is what you're doing. What is your damage today?

[captain_jtkirk]

Were you always this defensive?

[gotgreenmagic]

Well, gee, were you always this grossly tactless?

[captain_jtkirk]

Please, we both know you don't find me gross.

[gotgreenmagic]

Yeah, no. Just because you think you know everything doesn't actually make you psychic.

[captain_jtkirk]

But it's so obvious.

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[gotgreenmagic]

Okay, now we're heading deep into 'what the hell are you talking about' territory, so:

What is so obvious, and how do you think you can tell?

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[captain_jtkirk]

It's obvious that you want to sleep with me.

Your body is practically screaming it. Literally.

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[gotgreenmagic]

You can't even say 'practically' and 'literally' in the same statement, loser.

Are - are you affected by the flood? Do you have some kind of creepy body-language-reading superpower, is that what this is?

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[captain_jtkirk]

Does that mean I'm right?

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[gotgreenmagic]

[YOU'RE THE WORST]

Look, we've had sex like a billion times. Sometimes I think about it. Stop making it a big deal, okay?

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[captain_jtkirk]

Just saying, if you want a repeat, I'm here for you.

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[gotgreenmagic]

[Breezily:] Get your memories back and I'll totally blow you. Until then, no dice.