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[gotgreenmagic]

I -

I think I need to talk to somebody, or....something. I -

- It's like, I feel fine? But - my skin is -

[Shego switches on video and now y'all can see what the problem is.]

I'm green. I mean -

[She discreetly peeks under the neckline of her sundress.]

- I'm green everywhere.  How did I get green?

This is so abnormal.

Comments

that's bad news for all his other features :c

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Well, you sound like an insensitive jerk. I'm just saying that it's not every day you wake up and realise you're a color that no human is supposed to be.

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

You're welcome.

[Video]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

But they're fine! I was trying to wash the green off of me but, um, that wasn't happening.

[She leans forward to look.]

....ouch. Are you okay?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Blue?

Why does that sound...

I....yeah, you know something? I will. Where are you?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

What makes you so sure you are human?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

What else could I possibly be?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You can't be that dumb.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

No, but apparently you can. I'm not an alien because aliens don't exist.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

There's billions of stars out there with billions of planets and you're naive enough to think we're the only inhabited planet.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Okay, fine, maybe they exist but why would they go on a cruise?

...

If I was an alien, I'd know.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

No one knows who they are.

[amagicalmystery.livejournal.com]

Between the shower and the ghost and the dead guy who sounds real happy about it, I think you're safe. Ish.

Either we were all messed up from the start or we've gotta get out of here.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I am not an alien and you're not helping.

Just - go get drunk some more.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Maybe somebody's running experiments on us or something.

A ship would be a good place for that, right? Nobody around to mess up the results.

Re: [Video]

[acid_rayne]

Apparently, yeah...

All the flesh was, like, eaten to the bone, I swear! Now it's just... Scarred.

[Video]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Wait wait wait, hold up, your hand was eaten up and it got better?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You wanna come with?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

With you?

You don't really sound like you'd make good company.

Re: [Video]

[acid_rayne]

Well... Um... Doesn't yours?

Re: [Video]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I - I mean - I don't think I've ever had all the flesh eaten off my hand before? But stuff like that doesn't heal instantaneously. Or...at all.

Usually.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm excellent company. You need to loosen up. It'll be fun.

Re: [Video]

[acid_rayne]

I'm... Highly confused at this turn events, to say the least.

Maybe it was... Medicinal sulphuric acid?

Ugh...

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Well, look who's Mister Sure-Of-Himself.

...

One drink, just so you can see me and how I'm not an alien. Where are you?

[video]

[hulk]

[And there's some kind of gut reaction of GREEN = BAD. Huh. What is up with that.]

Oh. Oh, that's not good at all, uh. Hm. ...Maybe you had a allergic reaction? Not sure to what would cause that kind of reaction but.

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

The first warning would disable your ability to recognize the second warning - so yes, you're presumably healthy.

As for my name, I haven't a clue. Literally. There's no tags on my belongings, no wallet, no ticket.