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[gotgreenmagic]

I -

I think I need to talk to somebody, or....something. I -

- It's like, I feel fine? But - my skin is -

[Shego switches on video and now y'all can see what the problem is.]

I'm green. I mean -

[She discreetly peeks under the neckline of her sundress.]

- I'm green everywhere.  How did I get green?

This is so abnormal.

Comments

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

So you're saying I might be a really dumb alien who looks exactly like a human except for being green? That's the lamest theory ever.

[subtlescience]

...Yes, it really is.

Are you certain you're not an alien?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Ninety-nine per cent?

Yes, I'm sure! If I was an alien I'd have some - alien stuff in my cabin.

[subtlescience]

Such...as?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't know what aliens take on cruise ships with them!