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[gotgreenmagic]

I -

I think I need to talk to somebody, or....something. I -

- It's like, I feel fine? But - my skin is -

[Shego switches on video and now y'all can see what the problem is.]

I'm green. I mean -

[She discreetly peeks under the neckline of her sundress.]

- I'm green everywhere.  How did I get green?

This is so abnormal.

Comments

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

You think I'm lovely?

I mean - the other Martians?

I - I don't know. I don't remember anything. I don't even know my name.

[a-bit-put-upon.livejournal.com]

Of course I do. What man in his right mind wouldn't? And I don't think any of us remember our names. Pity. Well, I vote we all revert to a childhood sort of solution: I say we make up our own names. From now on, I shall answer to Professor Plum.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

That's - not a terrible idea. It'll help if we have something to call each other, right?

I'll be....[yes gonna pick this name seemingly out of the ether]...Kim.

[a-bit-put-upon.livejournal.com]

Kim! That's a splendid name. Short, sweet and to the point. Sounds exotic too, like those Asian film stars. Perhaps that's what you are, rather than a Martian.

...Although I don't recall if Asians are meant to be green.