gotgreenmagic: (surrounded by idiots)
Shego ([personal profile] gotgreenmagic) wrote2009-09-06 08:13 pm

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[Strikes are unreadable; also, her previous entry has been filtered to only those who commented on it initially.]

JUST KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY, FOR THE LOVE OF


So. Nice day, huh? The sun's nonexistent and the sky is...kinda black and depressing.

...seriously, how is it that nobody here dies of chronic Vitamin D deficiency? Vampires excepted, which is a phrase I never thought I'd use. Does the Admiral pump it through the ventilation shafts or something?

[Private to self]


Ugh, I really like it better when the bad stuff goes down and it's my fault. Which I guess it kinda was?

[To JD]

[No message, but you'll find a copy of Bret Easton Ellis' American Psycho from the library left anonymously outside your door.  Responsible choice, no?]

[Private to Ethan]


Your diagrams? Amusing and instructive. This heap needs more people like you.

[Private to Kirk]

Where are you? I've been at your door like five times and nothing.

[Private to Mozenrath]

Okay, so. Here's the thing about magic on the Barge. A bunch of the wardens and the inmates are like me - what they do might look like magic, but most of them have been genetically engineered or bitten by radioactive ferrets or whatever. So, I'm guessing they're of no use to you.

Then there's Q, who is pretty much omnipotent, but he's also completely whacked. I'd recommend just staying out of his way, he's not worth it.

But since I like you, I did some reading. There's some geek librarian guy called Rupert Giles who talks way more about 'mystic energies' than can possibly be healthy for someone who doesn't actually use them occasionally. Then there's a kid called Tony who does spells, but he seems to be pretty lame at it. They're both wardens.

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Why are you bothering me again?

[identity profile] stayandgloat.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
You really should make your massive, easily pointed out lies Private, young man.

[identity profile] gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
What fun would that be? I'd never have the pleasure of your sparkling wit.

[identity profile] stayandgloat.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh don't worry, I'd find a way!

[identity profile] gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
That's the thing about you. You're resourceful.

[identity profile] stayandgloat.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
A life of adaptability and impishness, don't you know!

[identity profile] stayandgloat.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
For one and all, young man. For one and all.