gotgreenmagic: (surrounded by idiots)
Shego ([personal profile] gotgreenmagic) wrote2009-09-06 08:13 pm

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[Strikes are unreadable; also, her previous entry has been filtered to only those who commented on it initially.]

JUST KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY, FOR THE LOVE OF


So. Nice day, huh? The sun's nonexistent and the sky is...kinda black and depressing.

...seriously, how is it that nobody here dies of chronic Vitamin D deficiency? Vampires excepted, which is a phrase I never thought I'd use. Does the Admiral pump it through the ventilation shafts or something?

[Private to self]


Ugh, I really like it better when the bad stuff goes down and it's my fault. Which I guess it kinda was?

[To JD]

[No message, but you'll find a copy of Bret Easton Ellis' American Psycho from the library left anonymously outside your door.  Responsible choice, no?]

[Private to Ethan]


Your diagrams? Amusing and instructive. This heap needs more people like you.

[Private to Kirk]

Where are you? I've been at your door like five times and nothing.

[Private to Mozenrath]

Okay, so. Here's the thing about magic on the Barge. A bunch of the wardens and the inmates are like me - what they do might look like magic, but most of them have been genetically engineered or bitten by radioactive ferrets or whatever. So, I'm guessing they're of no use to you.

Then there's Q, who is pretty much omnipotent, but he's also completely whacked. I'd recommend just staying out of his way, he's not worth it.

But since I like you, I did some reading. There's some geek librarian guy called Rupert Giles who talks way more about 'mystic energies' than can possibly be healthy for someone who doesn't actually use them occasionally. Then there's a kid called Tony who does spells, but he seems to be pretty lame at it. They're both wardens.
mightymorbid: (bad me)

[Private] -- Because he always bites off more than he can chew he'll STILL probably bug Q.

[personal profile] mightymorbid 2009-09-06 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
What would I do without you, Shego?

I'll keep an eye on of the ones with "non magical" powers for future reference. Just because they don't stem from a magical source doesn't mean I can't put it to use eventually.

So I'll be checking the library for one, and what about this 'Tony'? Where does he tend to hide?

[Private] - She won't say she told him so. No, wait, she will.

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I figure if you're as good as you say you are, you can work out some way of snatching powers even if they're not from the same production line as yours. Adaptability's a life skill, y'know?

As for the kid, I don't know. Could probably track him down without much trouble, it was kinda my job.
mightymorbid: (Default)

[Private]

[personal profile] mightymorbid 2009-09-06 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
That would be for the best. I don't want to ask around too much and appear suspicious.

[Private] - a couple hours later

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2009-09-07 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
So, the Tony kid lives on my floor - Level 4, Room 2.

And he doesn't seem to leave his cabin, like, ever. But I'll keep an eye on him.
mightymorbid: (awesome)

[Private]

[personal profile] mightymorbid 2009-09-07 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Splendid.

Logan presents a tangled web of lies. Well, any implication that he's allowed in the CES is a lie :c

[identity profile] gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Some of us get to take visits to the magical land upstairs, where they have sunshine and waterfalls and everything tastes like happiness.
Edited 2009-09-06 19:31 (UTC)

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Why are you bothering me again?

[identity profile] stayandgloat.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
You really should make your massive, easily pointed out lies Private, young man.

[identity profile] gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
What fun would that be? I'd never have the pleasure of your sparkling wit.

[identity profile] stayandgloat.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh don't worry, I'd find a way!

[identity profile] gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
That's the thing about you. You're resourceful.

[identity profile] stayandgloat.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
A life of adaptability and impishness, don't you know!

[identity profile] stayandgloat.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
For one and all, young man. For one and all.

Private

[identity profile] stayandgloat.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I know! And yet my noble contribution to the politics and debates of the barge are so rarely appreciated.

Private

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, gee. Inmates are incapable of expressing simple logic, didn't you get the memo? If we got any dumber we'd have to dye our hair blonde and change our names to Rose Tyler.

Private

[identity profile] stayandgloat.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear god, what is wrong with that woman? I honestly find it quite unfathomable that someone could be so completely dogged with her false accusation one moment, and then the next simpering with her weak apologies! I mean, has your warden offended her in some way?

...he didn't actually rape you, did he?

Private

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I figure someone touched her in her swimsuit area when she was a kid and she's not had yet psychiatric help.

And geez, no. If she'd, y'know, asked me I would have told her that, and I would have told her I didn't give Jimmy the chance to find out about the flood, either. This was on a 'drunk girl hopping into bed with drunk guy who she hates' level of dumb but it was not rape.

Private

[identity profile] stayandgloat.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't tell if she has a persecution complex or-- the opposite of a persecution complex. Either way, I feel sorry for her inmate.

Yes, that's what I reasoned had happened...

Oh look, she's apologized again! Do you accept it now? Hmm?

Re: Private

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh?

[Added a couple of minutes later:]

Wow. Academy Award material right there.

[A couple more minutes:]

Aaaand the Oscar goes to...that Angel guy from the security team.

'You might also want to consider recanting what you said about Kirk and implied about Shego.'

Yeah.

Private - He hadn't seen that and is kind of amazed.

[identity profile] stayandgloat.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
...Jesus, what is wrong with her? She honestly thinks that regurgitating what she's been told to say counts as an apology? Christ, she's just--

Fucking stupid privileged little girls who don't know what it means to have gone through sexual assault and think they can throw the word around and then just pretend it never happened! Fuck her! How dare she pretend that what she did goes away just because she pays lip service to the fact that she was wrong! I just...

...

You know, I tend to manage more irreverence than this in my daily life.

Private 2/2 - HAVE RARE CONCERN

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
You okay over there?

Private - Bless you Shego!

[identity profile] stayandgloat.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm fine. Really, I apologize, it's just been--

...

Live a long enough life of sex, drugs and violent things, and the lines inevitably cross. Sometimes they shouldn't, and I don't like watching it being dismissed so lightly.

Private

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah. See, I was all about the violence, but not so much columns A or B. Worst I got was a week's worth of oh-so-happy memories thanks to a mind control chip - and while my boss was creepy? Not that creepy.

Private

[identity profile] stayandgloat.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
A mind control chip? Really?

...I don't suppose you've ever heard of a lovely group of wankers people who call themselves the 'Initiative'? Behavior modification by way of microchip is really quite within their scope.

Private

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope, that's new on me. We stole them from some supergenius dweeb called Cyrus Bortel - I say 'we' stole them. I stole them, my boss just did his whole evil-laughter-and-complete-incompetence thing. And when we got clear, he decided to test one on me.

I had plenty to say about the standard of my work environment afterwards.

Private

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Bones and I are playing sleepover.

Do you need something?

Private

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
...playing sleepover? How old are you?

Private

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
He's worried about my safety.

It's endearing, in some form.

Private

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I bet. Pass on my deepest sympathies, Jimmy.

Private

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I will.

Why'd you go by my room five times again? Are you worried about me too?

Private

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
'Like five times' means I went twice and was pretty ticked off by your absence, okay? And yeah, I went because I'm so fond of you.

Private

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You can come play sleepover with us too if you want. I bet we can talk Bones into braiding our hair and painting our nails.

Private

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry. Teen junk got boring when I was a teen. Given your warped childhood I can guess why it's still fun; no idea what your life partner's excuse is.

Private

[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
He just likes to spoil me rotten. It makes him feel like a true Southern gentleman.