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gotgreenmagic) wrote2009-09-06 08:13 pm
gotgreenmagic) wrote2009-09-06 08:13 pm
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[Strikes are unreadable; also, her previous entry has been filtered to only those who commented on it initially.]
JUST KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY, FOR THE LOVE OF
So. Nice day, huh? The sun's nonexistent and the sky is...kinda black and depressing.
...seriously, how is it that nobody here dies of chronic Vitamin D deficiency? Vampires excepted, which is a phrase I never thought I'd use. Does the Admiral pump it through the ventilation shafts or something?
[Private to self]
Ugh, I really like it better when the bad stuff goes down and it's my fault.Which I guess it kinda was?
[To JD]
[No message, but you'll find a copy of Bret Easton Ellis' American Psycho from the library left anonymously outside your door. Responsible choice, no?]
[Private to Ethan]
Your diagrams? Amusing and instructive. This heap needs more people like you.
[Private to Kirk]
Where are you? I've been at your door like five times and nothing.
[Private to Mozenrath]
Okay, so. Here's the thing about magic on the Barge. A bunch of the wardens and the inmates are like me - what they do might look like magic, but most of them have been genetically engineered or bitten by radioactive ferrets or whatever. So, I'm guessing they're of no use to you.
Then there's Q, who is pretty much omnipotent, but he's also completely whacked. I'd recommend just staying out of his way, he's not worth it.
But since I like you, I did some reading. There's some geek librarian guy called Rupert Giles who talks way more about 'mystic energies' than can possibly be healthy for someone who doesn't actually use them occasionally. Then there's a kid called Tony who does spells, but he seems to be pretty lame at it. They're both wardens.
JUST KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY, FOR THE LOVE OF
So. Nice day, huh? The sun's nonexistent and the sky is...kinda black and depressing.
...seriously, how is it that nobody here dies of chronic Vitamin D deficiency? Vampires excepted, which is a phrase I never thought I'd use. Does the Admiral pump it through the ventilation shafts or something?
[Private to self]
Ugh, I really like it better when the bad stuff goes down and it's my fault.
[To JD]
[No message, but you'll find a copy of Bret Easton Ellis' American Psycho from the library left anonymously outside your door. Responsible choice, no?]
[Private to Ethan]
Your diagrams? Amusing and instructive. This heap needs more people like you.
[Private to Kirk]
Where are you? I've been at your door like five times and nothing.
[Private to Mozenrath]
Okay, so. Here's the thing about magic on the Barge. A bunch of the wardens and the inmates are like me - what they do might look like magic, but most of them have been genetically engineered or bitten by radioactive ferrets or whatever. So, I'm guessing they're of no use to you.
Then there's Q, who is pretty much omnipotent, but he's also completely whacked. I'd recommend just staying out of his way, he's not worth it.
But since I like you, I did some reading. There's some geek librarian guy called Rupert Giles who talks way more about 'mystic energies' than can possibly be healthy for someone who doesn't actually use them occasionally. Then there's a kid called Tony who does spells, but he seems to be pretty lame at it. They're both wardens.
Private
...I don't suppose you've ever heard of a lovely group of
wankerspeople who call themselves the 'Initiative'? Behavior modification by way of microchip is really quite within their scope.Private
I had plenty to say about the standard of my work environment afterwards.