gotgreenmagic: (surrounded by idiots)
Shego ([personal profile] gotgreenmagic) wrote2009-09-06 08:13 pm

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[Strikes are unreadable; also, her previous entry has been filtered to only those who commented on it initially.]

JUST KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY, FOR THE LOVE OF


So. Nice day, huh? The sun's nonexistent and the sky is...kinda black and depressing.

...seriously, how is it that nobody here dies of chronic Vitamin D deficiency? Vampires excepted, which is a phrase I never thought I'd use. Does the Admiral pump it through the ventilation shafts or something?

[Private to self]


Ugh, I really like it better when the bad stuff goes down and it's my fault. Which I guess it kinda was?

[To JD]

[No message, but you'll find a copy of Bret Easton Ellis' American Psycho from the library left anonymously outside your door.  Responsible choice, no?]

[Private to Ethan]


Your diagrams? Amusing and instructive. This heap needs more people like you.

[Private to Kirk]

Where are you? I've been at your door like five times and nothing.

[Private to Mozenrath]

Okay, so. Here's the thing about magic on the Barge. A bunch of the wardens and the inmates are like me - what they do might look like magic, but most of them have been genetically engineered or bitten by radioactive ferrets or whatever. So, I'm guessing they're of no use to you.

Then there's Q, who is pretty much omnipotent, but he's also completely whacked. I'd recommend just staying out of his way, he's not worth it.

But since I like you, I did some reading. There's some geek librarian guy called Rupert Giles who talks way more about 'mystic energies' than can possibly be healthy for someone who doesn't actually use them occasionally. Then there's a kid called Tony who does spells, but he seems to be pretty lame at it. They're both wardens.

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[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
...playing sleepover? How old are you?

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
He's worried about my safety.

It's endearing, in some form.

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[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I bet. Pass on my deepest sympathies, Jimmy.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I will.

Why'd you go by my room five times again? Are you worried about me too?

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[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
'Like five times' means I went twice and was pretty ticked off by your absence, okay? And yeah, I went because I'm so fond of you.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You can come play sleepover with us too if you want. I bet we can talk Bones into braiding our hair and painting our nails.

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[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry. Teen junk got boring when I was a teen. Given your warped childhood I can guess why it's still fun; no idea what your life partner's excuse is.

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[identity profile] captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
He just likes to spoil me rotten. It makes him feel like a true Southern gentleman.