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[Shego's pointing the communicator away from her, doing a slow sweeping shot of the new pool room above decks.]

Has anybody else been up here? It's gotten kinda fancy since we came back, I guess the Admiral found some extra omnipotence in his other pants and renovated. Not that this is necessarily a good thing - gives with one hand, punches you in the jaw with the other, we all get how the Barge works.

[She sets it down next to her, the shot briefly blurring past her as she moves the communicator - eagle eyes will note Shego is a) wearing a swimsuit and b) sporting a black eye and several defensive bruises on her forearms.]

Oh, and the greenhouse looked a little bit more...I dunno, architectural? So if you're into plants I guess it's your lucky day or whatever.

[Private to Mozenrath]

Thanks for the other night. I had fun.

[Private to Kirk]

[There's a long silence and then she just makes a noise and turns off the communicator.]

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[Long pause, then:]

Do you have any respect for me? Like, at all?

[This is really out of nowhere.] Are you having your crazy woman time of the month?

[Communicator's still pointing away from her, but the glare comes across in her voice.]

I don't get PMS. Answer the question.

Yes, I respect you.

Then you're gonna have to explain to me where you get off on calling me drunk in the middle of the night and then being a petty, spiteful jerk when I've found something else to do with my time.

I wasn't that drunk. And I just wanted to hang out with you but if you have better things to do, don't let me stop you.

Drunk enough.

You - do you seriously not see my problem? I wouldn't do what you wanted so you told me you were gonna go do something you didn't think I'd like, because you didn't think I'd like it.

I seriously don't see what was so awful about coming to hang out with me.

Maybe if you'd asked me three or four hours earlier, before I assumed you had other plans and made my own instead. I don't want to be called up when you've run out of other things to entertain you.

First of all, if you didn't notice I had my hands full of Prefect and Flynn, finding the time to call anyone was kind of hard. And secondly, I wasn't aware that you have rare disease that doesn't allow you to instigate plans.

I was fine with my plans not involving you, and this might amaze you but I actually expected you'd wanna spend time supervising your stupid Inmate. Why call me at all if you 'had your hands full'?

Why respond if you had other plans?

Because ignoring you would have made me a classless jerk.

You're a jerk 99.95% of the time and that black eye is not classy.

Edited 2012-01-26 02:58 (UTC)

I'm sorry, can we get back to the part where you basically threatened to go to a strip club, out of spite, because I wouldn't hang out with you?

That wasn't a threat.

How stupid do you think I am? You said it because you thought I'd hate it. It's emotional blackmail.

If you wanted to stop it, you had a chance. But you didn't, so I went.

[There's a long silence, and the anger just kind of goes from her voice.]

You -- don't get it. You actually don't get it.

Get what? [Seeing other naked ladies wasn't in their agreement :|]

[Kirk you are so far from the point you couldn't see it with a telescope. :|]

Oh, fuck you.

[Aaaand she clicks off.]

[Kirk sighs to himself and leave his room, heading up for the pool. Because leaving Shego alone when she's pissy to stew has always been a bad idea in his experience. And she cursed so that was... bad. Even he recognizes that.]

"Alright, fine. I'm an ass. I admit it. You know this about me. It was not a secret going into this. And you also know that I have zero instincts about being in a functional relationship with another human being. So just get it all out now. Lay it on me. Say everything."

Edited 2012-01-26 04:34 (UTC)

She just glares at him from her lounger.

"Get out."

When has that ever worked with him Shego?

"No."

"Fine." She gets up off the lounger in a quick movement and strides past him, heading towards the changing rooms.

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