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[Video! Shego's decidedly male today and wearing an expression that says she's refusing to acknowledge it because seriously, how many times is she going to turn into a dude while she's here. Answer: more than twice, apparently.]

Regina, if you have male genitalia right now, I sincerely doubt it's anything you haven't seen before so just dig out your least fitted clothes and deal with it until it's over.

...seriously, if you're affected you're not excused from -- anything, but I'll let you use my shower so you don't have an existential crisis when you need to choose which set of Inmate bathrooms to use.

Oh, and if anyone needs to borrow a bra, feel free to ask anybody except me.

[Private to Mozenrath]

Affected? Actually -- just respond with voice or video so I can work it out myself. [Yeah she remembers how well you didn't take this last time.]

[Warden Filter]

As a matter of - business? I guess? - if Regina George asks anybody for access to the warden areas, say no. If she says her Warden says it's okay, ignore her. Her Warden is here right now telling you it is not okay.

[Private to Chromie - backdated pre-flood]

Got space for an Inmate in the library? She doesn't wanna work, but my caring-about-that-at-all-ometer is at critically low levels. I'll keep an eye on her starting out.

[OOC: I am open for any of the more affected characters to be all 'what's your problem, you've always been a confusingly named man :|a']

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Sure you are.

By the way, I'm borrowing one of your shirts until this is over, all my stuff is either fitted or not suitable for wearing outside my cabin.

Do you need pants too maybe?

I can manage in sweatpants that don't fit one hundred per cent right for a few days, but if you're offering I wouldn't say no.

If you come get them, you can borrow a pair of pants.

I'll come by later.

[Much later. Knock knock, come and share your clothes.]

[What took you so long.

Actually, Kirk wasn't keeping track of the time. He slid out of bed, and went to answer the door in his Starfleet black shirt, and a pair of boxers, which were the only things he had in his room that vaguely fit him. Besides the dress he took from Uhura the last time but he wasn't going there, and Shego's clothes were too big in the booty area as well.]

"It's weird that you're taller than me now."

"I dunno, I kinda like it." She gave him an up-and-down look. It was kind of weird, he looked identical to Angua but she'd always thought of Angua as looking like girl-Kirk. "So much for being dressed."

Kirk shrugged a little. "I'm wearing clothes, aren't I?"

"There's a difference between wearing clothes and being dressed." A beat. "Maybe not for you, I don't doubt you'd be just fine going outside like that."

"I don't have anything else that fits."

"I could have lent you something if you'd actually wanted to leave your room today."

Edited 2012-03-08 19:42 (UTC)

"I tried a pair of pants you left here. You have more booty than me. Which I'm a fan of, for the record."

She gave him a look but no, she couldn't really deny the possession of a superior ass.

"You really know how to make a girl feel special." She glanced down at herself. "Figuratively speaking."

Kirk laughed a little. "I'm pretty sure I still have Uhura's dress in my closet somewhere. I'll wear that for dinner if that makes you feel better."

"I think you're technically wearing more than that already, but yeah. It would." Her smile faded and she inclined her head. Weirdly, one of the things most insistently at the front of her mind was the fact she wasn't carting a ton of hair around. "How are you doing, anyway?"

Don't ever get a pixie cut, Shego. It'd be terrible.

"Scale of one to the best you can hope for here? Six." Last week would've been more like a three, so that was something.

"That's...good. Better?" She would have given him a three or four last week as well.

"I slept and everything, Dad."

"I'm just asking, geez. I'm not allowed to care now? Is that not manly or something?"

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"It was just a joke. Maybe I'm closer to a seven."

She smirked. "I'd offer you that backrub while I've got bigger hands but maybe you have to be an eight for massages, I don't know how exactly that works for you."

"Close to seven is good enough for me."

"....okay then." She toed off her shoes, quietly pleased when she was still taller than barefoot girlKirk without them. "Have you got lotion in here?"

She'd probably left something in his room at some point but she honestly couldn't keep track of what had made its way from her cabin into his.

Well enjoy it, he was going to be smug about his height after. "Check the bathroom. Your stuff seems to collect there." Meaning that he put it there on purpose so it wouldn't cover his room.

She wandered off obediently, eventually finding something she'd left in there a while ago that had an inoffensively gender-neutral sort of scent. And then she wandered back.

"You mean it's where you hide it so it won't undermine your masculinity?"

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