5 - Voice

[gotgreenmagic]

JAMES KIRK.

I am going to kill you. Very slowly. Very creatively. And you know something? I don't even care that you're gonna come back to life; in fact, I'm pleased you're gonna come back. Because guess what?

THAT MEANS I GET TO KILL YOU ALL OVER AGAIN.

Consider this a warning. You better start running right now, because when I catch you, I am going to completely destroy you -

....

Just as soon as I can feel my legs. Geez, did I do nothing else these past few days?

[Edit: A couple of days later, this has been filtered so it is only visible to those who initially commented on it.]

Comments

[pleasesmirk.livejournal.com]

They got you too, then?

I don't think my end of the deal was so bad any more.

Private

Oh, and thank you for the tip off about 'waterboarding'. Fascinating stuff. How did this Kirk wrong you, anyway? Murder may be a little extreme, but due punishment... I may be willing to assist.

[crystal-seeker.livejournal.com]

You didn't.

[stayandgloat.livejournal.com]

I can't believe some people actually got laid this flood, why couldn't I have gotten one of the shameless wardens?

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

The last thing we need around here is more murder and violence.

[acid_rayne]

Now I get to ask if you've had morning sickness and have you just as scared at the prospect.

You don't scare him

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I think our relationship as Warden and Inmate is off to a very lovely start.

And think of it this way, now we know each other really well.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Jeez. You'd think he killed your grandma or something.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Well, isn't this nostalgic.

Try not to make a mess.

Private

[pleasesmirk.livejournal.com]

I have been thinking. Considering the situation, if you will. Your warden should not be let off lightly.

Killing him won't work, as you well know. But...I could exact a little punishment. Or get a confession that he did you wrong out of him. If you so wish, you'll have to give me a little information on where he lives. And what he looks like.