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JAMES KIRK.

I am going to kill you. Very slowly. Very creatively. And you know something? I don't even care that you're gonna come back to life; in fact, I'm pleased you're gonna come back. Because guess what?

THAT MEANS I GET TO KILL YOU ALL OVER AGAIN.

Consider this a warning. You better start running right now, because when I catch you, I am going to completely destroy you -

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Just as soon as I can feel my legs. Geez, did I do nothing else these past few days?

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You know, the past three days were all your idea. I was just doing the Wardenly thing and making you happy.

My idea - ?!

I've been here two weeks and even I know what a flood is. I wasn't thinking straight and you can't get the idea that not every girl wants to sleep with you through your thick skull.

To be fair, I had no idea about the flood at first.

And lucky for you, I don't generally do repeats, so you can take a chill pill and then we'll both move on.

MOVE ON?!

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Y'know, if you think that one second of the last 72 hours made me happy then you're dumber than I thought. And I didn't even think that was possible.

I think you're making a mountain out of a molehill as there are a lot worse things that I could do to you then sleep with you.

Oh, that's sweet. Compounding the three days of mediocre sex with threats? No wonder you're single.

Ouch. Insulting my relationship status that I don't actually want to change. You really are cutting me deep here.

You're the one dealing out threats, sweetie. I'm just trying to have a nice conversation with you.

If you want to have a nice conversation? Do not call me 'sweetie'.

Yes ma'am.

Better.

So, did you actually wanna talk or are you just trying to drive me from irritation to actual insanity?

Yeah, what's with the hands?

Did you lose my file and you're just embarrassed to admit it?

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Whatever, I give up already. 'What's with the hands' is that they shoot energy bolts. Back home, they could take down buildings. Now, thanks to whatever hocus pocus the Admiral's got going on? They're just unspeakably lame. I doubt I could even give you a black eye.

I mean, why do you have them? I haven't heard of any races that can take down buildings with energy bolts.

Well geez, now you tell me.

I was 12, brothers and I were in our treehouse, a comet hit us, two weeks later I wake up in hospital with superpowers and green skin. They got it too - different colours, different powers. Dumber ones.

I could have Bones take a look at you. Not guarantees but he is the best doctor in Starfleet, so he might be able to help you out. Make you more people colored again.

You're kidding, right? I am exactly the colour I want to be.

It was just an offer.

I like green people too.

Yeah, I think we've established exactly how much you like green people, Jimmy.

You weren't complaining at the time, pumpkin.

Whatever.

Do you still want to kill me?

More than ever, but I'll accept that it'd be pretty dumb to kill someone who won't stay dead.

I'd say incredibly dumb to kill someone who won't stay dead and who also holds the keys to your freedom.

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No he will. Bones is his blood shield.

Poor Bones.

He's used to it.

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