5 - Voice

[gotgreenmagic]

JAMES KIRK.

I am going to kill you. Very slowly. Very creatively. And you know something? I don't even care that you're gonna come back to life; in fact, I'm pleased you're gonna come back. Because guess what?

THAT MEANS I GET TO KILL YOU ALL OVER AGAIN.

Consider this a warning. You better start running right now, because when I catch you, I am going to completely destroy you -

....

Just as soon as I can feel my legs. Geez, did I do nothing else these past few days?

[Edit: A couple of days later, this has been filtered so it is only visible to those who initially commented on it.]

Comments

[pleasesmirk.livejournal.com]

They got you too, then?

I don't think my end of the deal was so bad any more.

Private

Oh, and thank you for the tip off about 'waterboarding'. Fascinating stuff. How did this Kirk wrong you, anyway? Murder may be a little extreme, but due punishment... I may be willing to assist.

Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I spent three days in bed with that dweeb. There was not much sleep, and no pillow forts. Get the picture?

My skin. It is crawling.

Re: Private

[pleasesmirk.livejournal.com]

I can't even imagine how terrible that must have been.

I'm convinced someone drugged me, you know. Maybe they drugged a lot of us. Maybe this was the devious intention.

This is practically criminal. It is criminal!

[crystal-seeker.livejournal.com]

You didn't.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I was under the influence, okay?

[crystal-seeker.livejournal.com]

Well so was I, but my Warden never did anything like that.

[stayandgloat.livejournal.com]

I can't believe some people actually got laid this flood, why couldn't I have gotten one of the shameless wardens?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

You can so have mine.

[stayandgloat.livejournal.com]

Evidence would suggest I don't fall into the category of his preferences.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

The last thing we need around here is more murder and violence.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Hey, let me check my 'caring about what you think' meter.

Look at that! Not even a blip. Looks like you can just mind your own business.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Shame. As I'm pretty sure there's reason to care what you do, whether you care what I think or not.

[acid_rayne]

Now I get to ask if you've had morning sickness and have you just as scared at the prospect.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Did I wake up this morning and puke? Yes. Was it because I'm pregnant? Noooo.

[acid_rayne]

Should someone put in a request to the Admiral for some diapers, just in case?

You don't scare him

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I think our relationship as Warden and Inmate is off to a very lovely start.

And think of it this way, now we know each other really well.

Good, then he won't go to the trouble of hiding. >:|

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

You cannot imagine how much I am gonna hurt you, Jimmy.

No he will. Bones is his blood shield.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You know, the past three days were all your idea. I was just doing the Wardenly thing and making you happy.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Jeez. You'd think he killed your grandma or something.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Get lost. The grown-ups have been talking.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Ah, maturity. I just hope when I reach that age, I can write as incoherently as you at my short-term flings.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Well, isn't this nostalgic.

Try not to make a mess.

Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

We talked. I'm going to put off killing him until I know it'll stick.

Private

[pleasesmirk.livejournal.com]

I have been thinking. Considering the situation, if you will. Your warden should not be let off lightly.

Killing him won't work, as you well know. But...I could exact a little punishment. Or get a confession that he did you wrong out of him. If you so wish, you'll have to give me a little information on where he lives. And what he looks like.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I don't need him to confess, I know what he did wrong, I was there. Also, any punishment that needs doing I can totally do myself.

...

Actually, you know what? This is a great idea and I do wish. Level 3, Room 12. Short blond hair, blue eyes, permanent air of smugness.