1 - Voice

[gotgreenmagic]

Okay, so, I've been in some dumb jails before. And never for more than a day or two because, y'know? Dumb. 'I know, let's take the chick who can blast fiery death from both hands and stick her in a regular cell! The door's locked and hey, she'll behave, right?' Wrong. Thirty seconds later and I am strollin' out the front door. Or the smoking crater where the front door used to be.

So like I said, dumb. But this - this is some whole other level of completely idiotic. The doors aren't even locked, and I have all the comforts of home - nice touch, by the way! False sense of security. Very nice. But since I'm not a total dweeb, just give me those thirty seconds and -

[There's a 'whoomph' sound, then a very dull 'thump'.]

- oh, you have got to be kidding me.

[Long pause.]

Okay.  That explains a lot.  Anyone maybe wanna explain to me why my powers have gotten so lame?

Comments

[pleasesmirk.livejournal.com]

I can't explain your powers, whatever they may be. However, it is still rather a pathetic excuse for a prison. Pointing out how it's pathetic, however, is rather counter productive.

Fire from your hands? Are you a witch? Wizard?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

...a witch.

You are seriously asking me if I'm a witch.

This place is gonna be a bundle of laughs, I can tell already.

[pleasesmirk.livejournal.com]

Well, they're very educated men, and quite commonplace on the Disc, wizards. I presume witches are similar, although I've never met one.

They're not quite foolish enough to let you remain armed here, though.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Well no duh. But a place that can actually stop me being 'armed'? That's new on me.

You got a name to go with the general air of dorkness?

[pleasesmirk.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe the other places should have seen it coming. Although, by the wizards I know of, using your magic like that is quite unethical. I hope it is different in your world.

Captain Swing. Do you have one?

[hologramatic.livejournal.com]

One possible reason your powers might have been neutered is you're an inmate.

You are an inmate, aren't you?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Okay, Cap'n. Just to make this clear: I. Am. Not. A. Witch. I've heard that shtick before and it was stupid the first time.

I'm Shego.

[pleasesmirk.livejournal.com]

My, that is a temper. Fair enough, you are not a witch. But what are you?

No last name? I just like to keep a proper track.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Well, lemme think. Worked for a guy who wanted to take over the world? Check. Stole a bunch of dangerous technology? Check. Knocked over every bank in the county? Check. Kicked butt for cash? Check.

So I would say yeah.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I'm a supervillain. Emphasis super, meaning powers. You don't have those in your dork kingdom?

No last name. You got a first name?

[supersuitup.livejournal.com]

Oh. Hello.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

What.

[pleasesmirk.livejournal.com]

We're not a kingdom, thank you. We're a Republic, and I'm proud to serve it. But no. Just wizards and witches.

Findthee.

[warmscalpelhigh.livejournal.com]

Seems like you're an inmate, biatch.

[supersuitup.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm just welcoming you to your new home!

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Duh, I'm a criminal, what else would I be?

Geez, you people.

Amber is a curious kitten

[warmscalpelhigh.livejournal.com]

How the fuck are we supposed to know?

So...what kind of criminal?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

...Findthee?

Wow. You must hate your mom and dad so much.

[hologramatic.livejournal.com]

And look how it's paid off so far!

[pleasesmirk.livejournal.com]

It's a very childish thing to tease someone about their name. I cannot help my parents, nor should I hate them for such a petty thing.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I steal stuff and break things. And beat people up, there's a lot of that. Good times.

[warmscalpelhigh.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm all about breaking things...and having people beat other people up.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Yuh-huh. You just happened to do it in the creepiest way possible.

[supersuitup.livejournal.com]

I was just saying hello!

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Actually? It's paid off just great, thanks for asking. And this - whatever this is? Is a temporary arrangement.