1 - Voice

[gotgreenmagic]

Okay, so, I've been in some dumb jails before. And never for more than a day or two because, y'know? Dumb. 'I know, let's take the chick who can blast fiery death from both hands and stick her in a regular cell! The door's locked and hey, she'll behave, right?' Wrong. Thirty seconds later and I am strollin' out the front door. Or the smoking crater where the front door used to be.

So like I said, dumb. But this - this is some whole other level of completely idiotic. The doors aren't even locked, and I have all the comforts of home - nice touch, by the way! False sense of security. Very nice. But since I'm not a total dweeb, just give me those thirty seconds and -

[There's a 'whoomph' sound, then a very dull 'thump'.]

- oh, you have got to be kidding me.

[Long pause.]

Okay.  That explains a lot.  Anyone maybe wanna explain to me why my powers have gotten so lame?

Comments

[warmscalpelhigh.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm all about breaking things...and having people beat other people up.

Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Really.

Sounds to me like we could do business sometime.

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[warmscalpelhigh.livejournal.com]

Excellent

I'm Amber Sweet.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I'm Shego. Kudos for apparently being the only one in this place to not be a total dork.

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[warmscalpelhigh.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I think the same can be said of you. Thank God...someone who isn't boring.

Though, there are a couple of interesting personalities here, if you fucking squint.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Yeah? Anyone I need to know? Normally I'd have a cellmate for this kind of information, but y'know. Different arrangements.

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[warmscalpelhigh.livejournal.com]

Loki and Puck both carry potential for trouble...fun trouble and not so fun trouble.

And the Master and his crazy wife are pretty amusing.

I wonder who you'll get for a warden...

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

'Who I'll get'? We're talking, like, one-on-one assignments here?

Geez. That's gonna get really annoying really quickly.

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[warmscalpelhigh.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you should get an assignment at the end of the month.

I can see where it might get annoying...if you get an uptight warden. Fortunately, I haven't had that experience.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Huh. Better keep my fingers crossed, I guess.

So who's the go-to guy around here? Some stuff's gone missing from my room and some of it is stuff I don't like to go without, you know what I mean?

Re: Private

[warmscalpelhigh.livejournal.com]

That would be the Admiral. But there's no guarantee he'll do anything.

What's missing?

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Wow, you've never been in jail before, have you? I've been reading about this 'Admiral', and when I say 'go-to guy'? I mean the sort of guy you go to for stuff the Admiral won't want me to have.

I'm missing some weapons. I'm a resourceful kinda girl but it never hurts to have a step up, y'know?

Re: Private

[warmscalpelhigh.livejournal.com]

I was a businesswoman, ok? I think there are several people you could try--Q, maybe Prefect...he's pretty easy to bully if you put a little muscle behind it. It just depends on what you want. For weapons...i don't know...might be tricky.