1 - Voice

[gotgreenmagic]

Okay, so, I've been in some dumb jails before. And never for more than a day or two because, y'know? Dumb. 'I know, let's take the chick who can blast fiery death from both hands and stick her in a regular cell! The door's locked and hey, she'll behave, right?' Wrong. Thirty seconds later and I am strollin' out the front door. Or the smoking crater where the front door used to be.

So like I said, dumb. But this - this is some whole other level of completely idiotic. The doors aren't even locked, and I have all the comforts of home - nice touch, by the way! False sense of security. Very nice. But since I'm not a total dweeb, just give me those thirty seconds and -

[There's a 'whoomph' sound, then a very dull 'thump'.]

- oh, you have got to be kidding me.

[Long pause.]

Okay.  That explains a lot.  Anyone maybe wanna explain to me why my powers have gotten so lame?

Comments

[pleasesmirk.livejournal.com]

I can't explain your powers, whatever they may be. However, it is still rather a pathetic excuse for a prison. Pointing out how it's pathetic, however, is rather counter productive.

Fire from your hands? Are you a witch? Wizard?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

...a witch.

You are seriously asking me if I'm a witch.

This place is gonna be a bundle of laughs, I can tell already.

[pleasesmirk.livejournal.com]

Well, they're very educated men, and quite commonplace on the Disc, wizards. I presume witches are similar, although I've never met one.

They're not quite foolish enough to let you remain armed here, though.

[hologramatic.livejournal.com]

One possible reason your powers might have been neutered is you're an inmate.

You are an inmate, aren't you?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Well, lemme think. Worked for a guy who wanted to take over the world? Check. Stole a bunch of dangerous technology? Check. Knocked over every bank in the county? Check. Kicked butt for cash? Check.

So I would say yeah.

[hologramatic.livejournal.com]

And look how it's paid off so far!

[supersuitup.livejournal.com]

Oh. Hello.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

What.

[supersuitup.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm just welcoming you to your new home!

[warmscalpelhigh.livejournal.com]

Seems like you're an inmate, biatch.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Duh, I'm a criminal, what else would I be?

Geez, you people.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Oh, let me give you a little spoiler: You're dead!

SO sorry.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

And what are you, a doctor? Feeling pretty lively right here.

[quiteknavish.livejournal.com]

Because the powers that seem to be around here don't enjoy those of us who have powers at our disposal enjoying them?

Because they might have been quite lame to being with?

Because this place is a terrible mess of wish-wash?

Because... Welcome to the Barge, I suppose!

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

My powers were never lame.

...

Thanks. I guess.

[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

Hello!

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

.....hi?

[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

I believe many of us would be able to escape were it not for such restrictions on our powers.

Then again, we could escape the Barge even now, it's where we may escape to that is the problem.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I noticed that. We're...in space, or something?

[yourunichase]

Welcome to one of the upper circles of hell. Your guess is as mine as to which circle it is.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Great. That's just perfect. And who are you?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Hello Sister! Welcome to the Barge.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Trust me, buster - you do not want me as a sister.

LET'S BE CARTOONS TOGETHER

[crystal-seeker.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid it happens to all of us.

YES LET'S

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm getting that. Hate to think it was just me losing out in this deal.

You are?