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[gotgreenmagic]

I -

I think I need to talk to somebody, or....something. I -

- It's like, I feel fine? But - my skin is -

[Shego switches on video and now y'all can see what the problem is.]

I'm green. I mean -

[She discreetly peeks under the neckline of her sundress.]

- I'm green everywhere.  How did I get green?

This is so abnormal.

Comments

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

This isn't funny!

you love him :c

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Still laughing.] Yeah it is.

she likes him significantly more by not knowing who he is :|

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

It is not!

I might be - diseased, or something! Shut up!

no one likes him for who he is :|

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Do you feel fine?

maybe he needs to stop being a douche :|

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

....yes.

But a bunch of diseases are asymptomatic!

it's his best feature though :c

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You sound like a hypochondriac.

that's bad news for all his other features :c

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Well, you sound like an insensitive jerk. I'm just saying that it's not every day you wake up and realise you're a color that no human is supposed to be.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

What makes you so sure you are human?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

What else could I possibly be?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You can't be that dumb.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

No, but apparently you can. I'm not an alien because aliens don't exist.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

There's billions of stars out there with billions of planets and you're naive enough to think we're the only inhabited planet.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Okay, fine, maybe they exist but why would they go on a cruise?

...

If I was an alien, I'd know.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

No one knows who they are.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I am not an alien and you're not helping.

Just - go get drunk some more.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

You wanna come with?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

With you?

You don't really sound like you'd make good company.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm excellent company. You need to loosen up. It'll be fun.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Well, look who's Mister Sure-Of-Himself.

...

One drink, just so you can see me and how I'm not an alien. Where are you?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

On the deck.

[Spam]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Shego - rather, the nameless amnesia sufferer formerly known as Shego - appeared on the deck with some hesitance, not being sure if her skin would burst into flames in the sun or melt at the touch of water or - something.

It didn't. Hooray.

But once there, she realised that she hadn't asked Captain Overconfidence what his name was or exactly where he was, so she lingered for a moment, glancing around the deck chairs and across the pool for a sign of him.

[Spam]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Well, Shego, Captain Overconfidence also known as Kirk didn't really know what his name was either. But he'd had a few drinks since waking up and he was just going to put it all down to this day being so awesome - meaning booze and women filled - that his name didn't matter.

He spotted her before she saw him, that green skin was really not easy to miss, and so he headed her way, with a couple of drinks in hand.

"I didn't think you'd actually come."

[Spam]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, well, I was going crazy just hanging out in my cabin. I was going to come up here for some fresh air anyways, so." She shifted, folding her arms. "What's your...are you calling yourself anything right now?"

[Spam]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"You can call me whatever you want," he replied with a wink as he offered her one of the drinks. "That's not offensive or crude because then I reserve the right to do the same for you."

[Spam]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

She accepted the drink cautiously. "I'm calling myself Kim until I remember my real name. I - I know it's not my name? But it feels - I don't know, familiar."