1 - Voice

[gotgreenmagic]

Okay, so, I've been in some dumb jails before. And never for more than a day or two because, y'know? Dumb. 'I know, let's take the chick who can blast fiery death from both hands and stick her in a regular cell! The door's locked and hey, she'll behave, right?' Wrong. Thirty seconds later and I am strollin' out the front door. Or the smoking crater where the front door used to be.

So like I said, dumb. But this - this is some whole other level of completely idiotic. The doors aren't even locked, and I have all the comforts of home - nice touch, by the way! False sense of security. Very nice. But since I'm not a total dweeb, just give me those thirty seconds and -

[There's a 'whoomph' sound, then a very dull 'thump'.]

- oh, you have got to be kidding me.

[Long pause.]

Okay.  That explains a lot.  Anyone maybe wanna explain to me why my powers have gotten so lame?

Comments

[quiteknavish.livejournal.com]

Because the powers that seem to be around here don't enjoy those of us who have powers at our disposal enjoying them?

Because they might have been quite lame to being with?

Because this place is a terrible mess of wish-wash?

Because... Welcome to the Barge, I suppose!

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

My powers were never lame.

...

Thanks. I guess.

[quiteknavish.livejournal.com]

I'm sure they were, compared to the right ones.

Everyone deserves a nice welcome.