gotgreenmagic: (*facepalm*)
Shego ([personal profile] gotgreenmagic) wrote2009-08-20 03:10 am

1 - Voice

Okay, so, I've been in some dumb jails before. And never for more than a day or two because, y'know? Dumb. 'I know, let's take the chick who can blast fiery death from both hands and stick her in a regular cell! The door's locked and hey, she'll behave, right?' Wrong. Thirty seconds later and I am strollin' out the front door. Or the smoking crater where the front door used to be.

So like I said, dumb. But this - this is some whole other level of completely idiotic. The doors aren't even locked, and I have all the comforts of home - nice touch, by the way! False sense of security. Very nice. But since I'm not a total dweeb, just give me those thirty seconds and -

[There's a 'whoomph' sound, then a very dull 'thump'.]

- oh, you have got to be kidding me.

[Long pause.]

Okay.  That explains a lot.  Anyone maybe wanna explain to me why my powers have gotten so lame?

[identity profile] namorofthesea.livejournal.com 2009-08-20 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
I believe many of us would be able to escape were it not for such restrictions on our powers.

Then again, we could escape the Barge even now, it's where we may escape to that is the problem.

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2009-08-20 10:03 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I noticed that. We're...in space, or something?

[identity profile] namorofthesea.livejournal.com 2009-08-20 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Sort of. We are in the space between dimensions.

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2009-08-20 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
What. I was so done with interdimensional whatever the first time I did it, and now I'm stuck here? Fantastic.

What was your speciality before you got suckered?

[identity profile] namorofthesea.livejournal.com 2009-08-20 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I had enhanced strength, wings on my feet and could redirect electricity through my body. Thankfully, I have not been rendered human, however. I still breathe water and am not as frail as the surface dwellers.

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2009-08-20 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Hold up. Surface dwellers? You have wings on your feet but you live underwater? What did you use them for, steering?

[identity profile] namorofthesea.livejournal.com 2009-08-20 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
...that is due to a mutation. They allow me to fly.