gotgreenmagic: (*facepalm*)
Shego ([personal profile] gotgreenmagic) wrote2009-08-20 03:10 am

1 - Voice

Okay, so, I've been in some dumb jails before. And never for more than a day or two because, y'know? Dumb. 'I know, let's take the chick who can blast fiery death from both hands and stick her in a regular cell! The door's locked and hey, she'll behave, right?' Wrong. Thirty seconds later and I am strollin' out the front door. Or the smoking crater where the front door used to be.

So like I said, dumb. But this - this is some whole other level of completely idiotic. The doors aren't even locked, and I have all the comforts of home - nice touch, by the way! False sense of security. Very nice. But since I'm not a total dweeb, just give me those thirty seconds and -

[There's a 'whoomph' sound, then a very dull 'thump'.]

- oh, you have got to be kidding me.

[Long pause.]

Okay.  That explains a lot.  Anyone maybe wanna explain to me why my powers have gotten so lame?

[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2009-08-20 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Welcome to the Barge, Shego! My name is Prefect!

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2009-08-20 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Prefect. Did I wander into the Dumb Name Convention or something? Geez. What've you got to be so cheerful about?

[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2009-08-20 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I guess you've been introduced to Baby then? I've not really got anything to be that cheerful about, I'm just trying to be friendly.